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Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere

You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with fish squirel. CONGRATULATIONS!

About Me

I am attention starved and insecure. I am funny, I am a loyal friend, am at least moderately attractive and on the good side of smart. I have book knowledge and common sense. I am frightened of the future to the point I sometimes cry. I am loved by many hated by few. I command attention because I crave it.I have a huge family and a huge...r group of friends. This list of people I would be willing to give and take bullets for is at least arm's length, but I listen when they tell me it's ok. I don't know what I want from life. I met the girl of my dreams and couldn't be happier about it. To have a best friend and lover wrapped in one is so much more than I ever thought it could be. I have constant self doubt and often work myself into paranoia. I display an overconfident attitude to gain peoples approval and to mask the fact that I don't have a great opinion of myself.
I am an eye to watch out for your best interests. I am an ear to hear your pain. I am a shoulder for you to cry on. I am a mouth to tell you stories. I am an arm for your support. I am a fist for your protection. I am a waist for you to hug. I am lips that kiss your owies. I am a finger to point your directions when you are lost. I am a hand to stroke your head. I am feet that stand by you and legs that walk beside you. I am a backbone because I help you stand strong.

My Interests

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Music:

Mississippi Delta Blues, Hip Hop, Punk Rock, Ska, I don't listen to the radio at all. I have an iPod and am a huge music pirate. I listen to alot of stand up comedy.

Movies:

in no particular order the top five best movies are: I am sam, Death to Smoochy, Goodfellas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Burbs

Television:

I'm not against tv there are still a couple shows out there that are worth watching. Mostly notably South Park Nip Tuck, Reno 911, Rescue Me, and hands down the best show on tv these days... THE SHIELD. The Office has worked its way into my top spots too.

Books:

I really enjoy reading but have a hard time finding what I want to read. I was really big into nerdy fantasy dragon books and then I went back to my horror novel roots. I'm kinda in a no reading funk right now.

Heroes:

Anyone not slaving away at a job they hate.

My Blog

stingy ass subway

What's up with subway counting the amount of meat they put on your sandwich. cheese too. screw you subway. The worst is when they have a handful of meat and then they throw some of it back. Today I we...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

i am a pirate

and it is a day to rejoice because demoniod is back up. let the pillage begin. (for those that aren't in the know i am talking about stealing music)...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

dear kellogs

How do you make Apple Jacks taste so damn great? I mean honestly. It’s amazing. I would live to commend you. It’s gotta be one of the top five best flavors on the planet. I don’t eve...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

what is your thermostat set at

cus apparently i keep it like a meat locker here
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:18:00 PST

so everyone knows

my grandmother passed away today. she was the strongest lady i have ever known. She was great. Any way I wil be in tennessee the next couple of days. Please keep me in your prayers. thanks to everyone...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:00:00 PST

This is gonna be so totally awesome when we all get these

business cardsholy crap. I just ordered100 business cards for 2 dollars. Only two dollars. I am so incredibly psyched that it is retarded. I think all of you should get them too. If not I will assume ...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:21:00 PST

this is what we will do in january

old country buffet   Seriously i mean we could just pay for it and be out what 10 bucks, but i figure maybe with as hard as it has been to get people together lately maybe a free buffet can kick ...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:23:00 PST

conundrum...

So we got this mouse in our kitchen. It's cute but it shit in my silverware drawer. At first I was lenient. I got the catch and release trap. Two days later I see him dancing around in the kitchen. So...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:50:00 PST

last night

man that was great. It's been so long since we had so many out. Words can't say how much fun i had. thanks guys
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

November 17th

The annual november birthday bash is coming back with a vengence. We rented out the basement at Rumor's (we will be providing all guests with anti-stab armor) and we got DJ Nate from renegade producti...
Posted by Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Rockin Everywhere on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST