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About Me

Bay Area living, cruiser riding, gin swill'n, Volvo fix'n, theatre building, F1 race watching, Flying Spaghetti Monster worshiping, baseball cheering, jazz listening, guitar playing, daddy with a tattoo!

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Three Laws Of Rowboatics:
1. A Rowboat may not immerse a human being or, through lack of flotation, allow a human to come to harm.
2. A Rowboat must obey all commands and steering input given by its human Rower, except where such input would conflict with the First Law.
3. A Rowboat must preserve its own flotation as long as such preservation does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:55:00 GMT

Weather Report: Less Cool

So I got to meet Paul Newman a couple of times throughout my career in show biz. I once was the lightboard-op for a play starring his lovely wife Joanne Woodward, and Paul used to sneak into the...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Hey losers! Im on an awesome motorcycle adventure and youre not! PART 2 (Finally)

Recap of day one: Michael rode 218 Miles from his home to Red Bluff California, where he met his riding partner for lunch. After lunch, the two rode from Red Bluff to Eureka California, mostly on Rt....
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Evil in Memoriam

I am sad about the passing of Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel, Jr. this week. "Evel" was a man's man, cut from a cloth that few will be. When Knievel crashed on the landing-ramp during his las...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:16:00 GMT

Inappropriate Trick-or-Treaters

Are you like me? Do you just grit your teeth when an uncostumed 15 year old shows up at the door with a pillowcase and a smirk? Well, I have the solution! This year keep a bowl of co...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:44:00 GMT

Why Baseball is hard to watch on TV or Joe Buck sucks

Here is the reason! This man! This Emmy award winning broadcaster is the worst baseball play-by-play guy in the game. He also happens to do all of FOX's important games. I can...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:16:00 GMT

Hey losers! Im on an awesome motorcycle adventure and youre not! PART 1

I had just unloaded two keys in Mexico and crossed the border with the cash hidden in my tank. Speeding north on a desert highway with "Born to be Wild" thumping out of imaginary woofers, I set ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:50:00 GMT

Shameless Baby Picture

My little angel in evening light.
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Autumn in Northern California

Greetings all and salutations. We hope that you all had a fine day of thanks, and didn't spend too much time shopping on "black Friday." It's Autumn in Northern Cal...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:58:00 GMT

Elmo is a lowdown cheater

So we have been playing a great deal of "Chutes & Ladders" around the ol' homestead. Riley has the Sesame Street edition of the game, and 3 out of 5 times he will insist that he uses the Elm...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:53:00 GMT