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About Me

He's funny, but only if you're as weird as he is.He's loud, but you're usually laughing too hard to notice.He's almost narcissistic, but that's only at home or in front of a mirror, so you needn't worry about him being conceited; he's knows not the meaning of the word.He's a nice guy, but sometimes he has a mean look on his face; don't let that frighten you, he's cool people.He dresses in layers, but he's naked more than you could ever fathom.He's a hairy one, but don't worry ladies; he shaves where it counts. [studio audience] "OOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"If it's funny, he said it. If it's weird, he started it. If it's raspberry-flavored, he ate it.Murph. Bastard. 8.oh.8. Nigga. Only a handful of the names he answers to.Leave a comment on his wall if you like. Befriend him if you dare. ..This hooker said she'd suck my balls if I used Free MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Sarcasm. Lifting Weights. Anything involving Music and/or Comedy and/or beautiful [and realistic] women. Oh, and reading. Especially Stephen King. Most importantly, trying NOT to be a world-class fuckup, which, incidentally, is harder than it would seem. Researching music, shoes, and cell phones. Making beats. [Tone P, I see you!!! Backpockets, where you at?] Making ringtones...for my DAMN self. [Oh, and Sprint subscribers.]

I'd like to meet:

Timbaland, Nate Hill, Phil Tan, Jimmy Douglass, Leslie Braithwaite, Neal Pogue, Chris Gehringer, The Runners, Danger Mouse, Cory Bold, 9th Wonder, Salaam Remi, DJ Toomp, Shondrae, Cee-Lo, Kevin "Khao" Cates, Jazze Pha, Bohagon, Bun B, Mannie Fresh, The Neptunes, DJ Shadow, Boards of Canada, Res.

Music:

My shit. Anything but C+W!!! Preferences: Rap, R&B, Rock, Electronica. [Not necessarily in that order.] Favorite artists: Sade, Prince, Bun B, H.C.P [Three 6 Mafia et al.], The White Stripes, Danger Mouse, Cee-Lo, Radiohead, Fall Out Boy [Yeah, I know, it's cliche.], anything remotely involving Timbaland, and Lil Wayne. I'm about to stop fucking with mainstream rap; it's a rumor going around that somebody about to assassinate Hip-Hop, so guess who's playing bodyguard? [Well...besides Nas...]

Movies:

The entire Hannibal Lecter trilogy. Panic Room. Anything by Al Pacino or Sean Connery. The Shining. Batman Begins.

Television:

Well...damn near anything animated. The Simpsons, Home Movies (it's on [adult swim]...sometimes), King Of The Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force [well, when they get some new episodes], Family Guy [I had to say it eventually], That 70's Show, umm...Boondocks, I suppose, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto, IGPX, The Steve Harvey Show...am I forgetting anything? Ben 10 is decent. Yo Momma. Did I mention The Office? So...pretty much, whatever my DVR records while I'm sleeping. Does that include porn? Umm...let me check...naw, no porn. What I look like, Kirk Franklin? [*studio audience* AWWWWWWWWWWW...] What...too soon?

Books:

Like I said, Stephen King. The Bear and The Dragon by Tom Clancy.

Heroes:

Timbaland. Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. Phil Tan. Leslie Braithwaite. [sp?] Jimmy D. Nate Hill. MDog.

My Blog

"I ain't got no damn readers." -OR- "How come I can't get no Tang round here?"

MySpace is a realm that has proved itself hard to conquer, or remember for that matter. But those who chart these territories knew that, and proceede...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

"Mastermineshaft." -OR- "Fame shall lead to infamy."

Quite a lot to speak on, so let's be succinct. Jada is facing gun charges...for the second time. Cassidy got in a pretty bad car accident. &nbs...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

"Skateboredom" -OR- "Hmm...Bates graduates ARE gifted and talented..."

Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide with pills. Aaron McGruder is taking [another] hiatus from The Boondocks comic strip. He had already taken...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

"Stereotypewriter." -OR- "PLEASE stop saying 'Grown & Sexy'"

Bohagon strikes yet again. It's called "Get It Off Your Chest". The hook comes from a Bun B sample. Oh, and it was produced by The Runners. It's on my MySpace page. ...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

"We move in silence, and groove to violence." -OR- "The Deviance Continues..."

Yeah, I hate Diddy. Common knowledge, right? Of course. But I have to admit, this... ...is a ridiculously awesome album cover. Seriously, how can you ...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

"I'm like a corrupted .zip file." -OR- "Hard habits die old."

Jay-Z next album will actually be titled Kingdom Come. He said it'll be more similar to The Black Album than to The Blueprint. Producer lineup? The all star...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

"Black mayor, Canadian governor? Detroit is doomed." -OR- "Big O! NO TIME!"

Thanks to Melissa, I have Fergie's new album, The Dutchess. Umm...it started out kind of strong, then apparently the album itself remembered that it was a series of Fergie recordings, ...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

"Eternally Flawed Logic." -OR- "I, the poster child of spontaneity."

Jay-Z's album will be titled Presidential Gala. His album is dropping November 14th...a week after Nas...and The Game. Interesting. I saw the footage of 50 Cent ge...
Posted by VH1: Behind the Menace... on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST