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Baron Chris Von Funkmeister

My only crime is my rich, buttery taste

About Me


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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My Interests

music. playing guitar outside on a nice warm day. sketch comedy. cleveland browns. cleveland indians. cleveland cavaliers. ohio state buckeyes. laughing at other peoples expense.laughing at my own expense.

I'd like to meet:

santa.......yay, santa!

Music:

Local: The Haggardies,
P-Nuckle, Judge Roughneck, Lion Souljahs, Optimal Frequency, Five Style Fist, Boondok Saints,
and 8 Second Burnout

My band is called Apex Vibe.
We don't suck.

www.myspace.com/apexvibe

Non-Local: Pearl Jam (this band can do no wrong), Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Pepper, Chili Peppers, 311, Long Beach Dub Allstars, STP, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Alice In Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Mad Season, Neil Young, The Doors, Foo Fighters, Bob Marley, POE, Beck, Beatles, Spacehog, and countless others, but that's all that's coming to mind...............

Movies:

Here's a few that i dig: fear and loathing in las vegas, the usual suspects, wet hot american summer, trainspotting, a life less ordinary, pulp fiction, BASEketball, the big lebowski, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, office space, chasing amy, dogma, old school, anchorman, garden state, all the star wars movies, the sean connery james bond movies, indiana jones movies, any given sunday, the 9th gate, event horizon, eddie izzard-dress to kill...............

Television:

without comedy central, i kinda doubt i'd even have cable. oh, and cartoon network. and i guess i watch the movie channels alot. and espn sometimes. and the discovery channel. alright, fuck! i like tv! Everyone on the set of Seasame Street found it to be disgusting, but no one ever said a word to Burt about his eating habits................

Heroes:

my dad. he was a great man, a great father, and a great friend, and i'll miss him everyday for the rest of my life. also, anyone who puts forth the effort to do what they wanna do with their lives is pretty inspiring. the rest of you are jerks. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------- Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Green Lantern 65% Catwoman 65% The Flash 60% Wonder Woman 46% Hulk 45% Supergirl 41% Iron Man 40% Robin 38% Superman 35% Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz/A

My Blog

Random thoughts for 1.4.07

Last night on my way home from practice, I got pulled over on I-70 by a state trooper. Even though I had no idea how fast I was going when he pulled me over, I fully expected to receive another speedi...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Random thoughts for 11.19.06

As most of you know, I'm a big fan football----both college and NFL, so I'm frequently in sports bars. With each passing football season I see more and more of these "football geeks" who are obse...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST

Random thoughts for 9.14.06

I was at Savers today, which for those who don't know, is a thrift store along the lines of Goodwill. I like going there from time to time to look for clothes, cause if ya dig enough, sometimes you ca...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:39:00 PST

Random thoughts for 9.13.06

To the guy I passed on the I-70 on-ramp yesterday----wearing a Harley Davidson shirt while you're riding a Harley Davidson is the equivilant of wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. You'r...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

The Baron's original Chuck Norris facts

Most everyone has seen the list of facts about Chuck Norris and the amazing feats he has performed, and I've decided to share a few more with you that I myself have discovered. Enjoy.Hookers pay Chuck...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:53:00 PST

Random thoughts for 6.25.06

ya know how alot of the times when you're walking into a grocery store there's someone lurking about in the doorway? the people who want you to take their survey, or sign their petition, or babble abo...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

Fathers Day

To those of you who still have a father to show appreciation and love to, and spend today with-----you have my envy-----and my contempt.  I miss my dad alot right now.
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:43:00 PST

An open letter to my balls

Dear Balls-You guys are the best! I love you! Sometimes you get itchy, and sometimes you stick to my leg when it's hot out, but i know that alot of that is Scrotum's fault. He's such a jerk, don'tcha ...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST

Random thoughts for 6.15.06

today will wrap up my first week of being unemployed since i quit my job. not having to wake up to an alarm clock is a really beautiful thing. sitting on my couch in my boxers, eating fruit loops and ...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:29:00 PST

Random thoughts for 6.13.06

i am totally one of those jackasses that will open the fridge 10 fuckin times, knowing full well what's in there, but each time hoping that i'll see something that i didn't see before, and it will be ...
Posted by Baron Chris Von Funkmeister on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST