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Emma

About Me

I watch too many cartoons. I think I know the secrets of the universe. I aspire to find the cure to aging so I can live forever and know everything. I've displaced myself and am not having a good time. I've recently come to fear degenerative brain diseases. I have tattoos. I can't keep piercings. I'd like to follow Buddha, but I do bad things. Profile Layouts | Play Games Online Get your own free cool template at free-myspace-layout-code.com/graphics/layouts

My Interests

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My Blog

Help me. Help me. Oh please.

Someone else's problem is tearing me down. Just stop. Please just stop. I can't take it. I don't want to watch. I won't watch you go down. It doesn't have to be this way. How could you? Don't do ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:55:00 GMT

Unemployment

I wish I didn't enjoy my periodic bouts of unemployment so much. People always try to make me feel bad about them. Just one week. I wish that I had planned it even a little bit so I could go to Florid...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Mr. Emma Head.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Emma&gender =f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emma! The difference between emma and a village is that emma does...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:06:00 GMT

The Inuits have 200 words for it. I call it lame.

I remember my last experience with snow while I was a resident of the snowy north. I was three and I tried to make a little snow man out of the slushy mess that was near the side door steps. I can't r...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:54:00 GMT