Story of my life... I've seen things that should not of been seen and dreamt of things that can make the world scream... surrealism is what I drink and and I've tasted the fruit of my own apocalypse.
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I am a vocalist for a gore grind band called CRYPTIC GALLBLADDER SPLATTER. besides the gurgly growls, spastic gags, and gastric shrieks, I am a first tenor... I take my voice very seriously and I do not do much of anything to harm it. I have a strange way of observing life and at the very least believe that if there is no soul or afterlife, our name and legacy lives on and we are remembered for our actions and ideals after our bodies have long rotten and decomposed into fossil fuel. I don't see humans with a major superiority complex. I see humans as bags of ligaments and meat... we are no different than any other living organism nor should we think that we are. I love gore and the extremes of life because it constantly reminds me that through all the turbines, curcuitry, and otherwise modern age of steel, we are just as fragile and weak as we were thousands of years ago. besides this serious outlook towards humanity, I love subtle and absurd humor. I like the type of humor that you have to work for, such as laughing at a mans cheesy dry puchline because of the fact that he had the audacity to say that joke instead of laughing at the joke itself... it makes comedy much more worth while when you look at the joke at a different angle. I like joking about myself because it it a great way to make someone else feel comfortable when they first meet me and that shows personal confidence! I know this segment is longer than shit but I think you might learn something a little more fufilling about me besides my name.
