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El Kyle

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About Me

I dont honestly know why im making a myspace but i figured i might as well give it a try. I can not write much about me because i never know what to say so just ask if you have any questions
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?

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Kyle --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
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My Interests

Reading writing and Games Running Camping and random bonfires
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

I'd like to meet:

Meh Anyone who is halfway decent and does not mind if you are stark raving mad oh and these fools but one is dead already so that will not happen

Music:

anything except gospell but I love clasic rock and metal

Movies:

"this is your life and it is ending one day at a time" if you know where that quote is from you should know my taste in movies foamy - amytiville toaster

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Television:

Mythbusters, honestly any show where they try to find out if something is true or not then giving up and blowing the thing up is a great show foamy - medicated baby heads

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Books:

Wheel of time and Dune series also i love Christine Feehan's Carpathian novels look them up if you like vampires and violence

Heroes:


.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

William Wallace


67%

Indiana Jones


63%

Maximus


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

The Terminator


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

Neo, the "One"


50%

Lara Croft


42%

James Bond, Agent 007


42%

El Zorro


29%
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My Blog

Who knows

once again its time for fun and depressing poetry i figure if i can not be in a good mood i can at least get it off my shoulders and onto those who bother to read this   A man is a child is an el...
Posted by El Kyle on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

for <blank> and <blank> and <blank>

heres a fun game read this and try and fill in the three people who its for if you get it right ill give you a cookie feel the light upon me lookin in the window feel the warmth of our inocence fade...
Posted by El Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST

shit i get to see and do at work

1 drunken sleepers (X) 2 drunken college students (X) 3 drunken kids (X) 4 tweaks (X) 5 skateboard punks (X) 6 people shitting off balconies (X) 7 people pissing on buildings (X) 8 knife weilding drun...
Posted by El Kyle on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

see if you can gues who this is for

every time you open your mouth you make me glad that your gone no matter how many times you said "i love you" all i heard was "fuck you" no longer could i stand your moods you called me unstable but i...
Posted by El Kyle on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

Bruce banner = Chud

once again its late night i cant sleep so i am watching tv and decided that the hulk would be acceptable. Now i rember a decent tv show from way back in the day where the hulk did stuff life save us f...
Posted by El Kyle on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

Metal Sleep Dep and caffine dont mix

Dead You walk alone without a care or hope Taking what you will hurting who you please wanting us to take it Fuck you I can think of a reason not to give in Just to piss you off you spoiled worthles...
Posted by El Kyle on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

random poetry

If it comes out as bad emo poetry fucking deal with it He lays awake fearing to sleep whenever his eyes drift close the memories play across the lids trying to kill the pain however he can He cant ...
Posted by El Kyle on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST

Things to do before i die

Beat the shit out of my father (  ) Drink Absinthe (  ) Smoke a Hooka (x) wear one of those dog atack suits and get atacked by dogs (  ) Run over a car driving at me (  ) Visit Eve...
Posted by El Kyle on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

Top Five Jobs To Use For Suicide

After some debate and not having slept in almost 3 days I started to think of jobs that only a person whom wants to die will do. Each of these jobs will be Rated from 1-10 (ten being the best) in Cool...
Posted by El Kyle on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

Horror Movies Are Worthless

I was watching a horror movie the other day, something popped into my head. It is required to have an I.Q. less then my shoe size and i only wear a 10 and 1/2 shoe. Take this classical example you can...
Posted by El Kyle on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:26:00 PST