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jordan[ here comes graduation... fuck ]clare

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About Me

My name is jordan yoakley (kinda like oakley but minus the fact that we don't own the sunglasses and shit...darn). I am a junior at CAK. i just like to be myself...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan
Birthday: April 5, 1990
Birthplace: K-town
Current Location: Knoxvegas
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'3 baby
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm definately amidextice(sp?)
Your Heritage: ?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my pink and black converse with rainbow shoe laces
Your Weakness: stupid people
Your Fears: clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay awake for at least one class of the day
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am i up this early or School is for fags, i'm going back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: whenever i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: 8th grade and summer before freshman year
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: B K
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ew. niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: i'm not allowed to have coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: only in the shower or in the car, alone
Do you Shower Daily: absolutely
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: someday
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, i love moving
Do you think you are Attractive: what kind of a question is this
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they interest me
Do you play an Instrument: yes, the drums baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: are u kiddind me?
In the past month have you Smoked: " "
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can't quite answer that one without the proper information that i need
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, boys have cutties
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i didn't know that oreos came in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: who hasn't
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't think so
Ever been Drunk: wow these questions are for like ppl who are like perfect
Ever been called a Tease: no, i'm not mean to boys
Ever been Beaten up: nope, i usually do the beating
Ever Shoplifted: i was with someone who did once
How do you want to Die: naturally causes or doing something that could change my reputation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nurse in the military
What country would you most like to Visit: Costa Rica (no drinking age, duh!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter, just as long as they have eyes
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: definately long
Height: taller than me which isn't hard to beat
Weight: just as long have they aren't a pick-up-stick or a basketball
Best Clothing Style: comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: not quite sure about that one
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, my past has changed my life
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

batman (duh) and my husband.

Music:

Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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Movies:

Red Eye, Silence of the Lambs, Italian Job, The Notebook, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, American Pie, Road Trip, Euro Trip, Mean Girls, Thirteen, Mo' Monkey, SAW 1 &2, and pretty much anything that is fuckin scary

Television:

I like South Park, Mad TV, family guy, Laguna Beach, and That 70's show!

Books:



i don't think that i know how to read...

Heroes:

Hero...like a super hero? Like batman and the power puff girls. I like them I guess..? ..

My Blog

fill it out yo

Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit reply and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest! Just do it its fun and it answers some questions if your truel...
Posted by jorda-lean on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:25:00 PST

another damn survey

: 1. Do you like chinese food?yeah... w00t w00t for pf changs2. How big is your bed?queen3. Is your room clean?yeah... i'm ocd about messes4. Laptop or Desktop computer? desktop5. Favorite comedian?br...
Posted by jorda-lean on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:57:00 PST

brutally honest : guess which friend you are...

i stole this from michelle, who stole it from colleen, who stole it from megan (i don't know who that is). i hope that i make you angry if you are trying to figure this out. cuz thats what it did to m...
Posted by jorda-lean on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:16:00 PST

survey kids

1. Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfriend?yeah kid2. What should you be doing right now?watching that 70's show or doing something for my mom but i can't remember it3. What kind of music...
Posted by jorda-lean on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:50:00 PST

umm way cool

10 questions Body: YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10._____________________________ _____________________No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless_______________________...
Posted by jorda-lean on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:24:00 PST

a new one

1. Who are you?:2. Are we friends?:3. When and how did we meet?:4. Do you have a crush on me?:5. Would you kiss me?:6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:7. Describe me in one word:8. Wh...
Posted by jorda-lean on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:14:00 PST

ur mom

Well it's been awhile since i have written in here b/c i'm lazy! haha surprise surprise! It's officially summer and i'm excited cuz summer rules. I'm sitting here at my computer desk and my mom is yel...
Posted by jorda-lean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

last day with best friend

Well today has pretty much been a worthless day. But it's all good b/c my best friend is coming over tonight so that i can see her for the last time before she moves to North Carolina. I'm gonna miss ...
Posted by jorda-lean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

long day

Hey guys! i've been sitting here for the past like hour and half trying to figure out this dad gum page! lol! I completely sick and i feel like i need to jump off a bridge. My head hurts, my stomach h...
Posted by jorda-lean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST