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I am here for Friends

About Me

I talk a lot of nonsense, and sometimes say something worthwhile. I write, in various forms, and I like taking pictures despite mediocre ability. Sometimes I paint, sometimes I act, but mostly I just spend time with people who make life interesting.

My profile is freakin' awesome thanks to Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm not here to meet anybody. I'm on Myspace to stay in touch with old friends, and say hi to familiar faces from the past. So, if I friended you, it means I know you. Think hard, it'll come to you...

Okay, the band thing. I like music. You probably do too. I've included many bands and artists that I like on my friends list. Check it out, there's some good stuff there. However, if you're in a band, and I've probably never heard of you, being friended on myspace probably won't be the thing that finally turns me on to your unique sound. So, yeah, do the marketing elsewhere.

And no, I don't want to see your webcam...

My Blog

The word "penis" is in the first graph...

MySpace has failed me. I had many words written, several including detailed descriptions of my own genitalia, but a quick mistaken click of a mouse and those words are gone. You'll never know the powe...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:59:00 GMT

I swear too much...

It's not that I want to punt a newborn, it's just that I think the physics would be neat to see in action. After all, has science really looked into this? I mean, sure a certain amount of freefall flo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:55:00 GMT

Good morning, fuck off...

Darkness oozes over Tulsa in these early morning hours, seeping into the nooks and crannys of the buildings and alleys, covering all it touches in murky blackness.People of ill intent scurry in these ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Theres a reason I dont go in the woods...

It's not that I didn't want the money, it's that I thought the actions necessary to earn it seemed a little... innapropriate. After all, who am I to decide the proper way to fellate a hyena, neverthel...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:23:00 GMT

Seasonal insanity

The chill is coming back. The air is biting at my skin like little polar mosquitos, sucking my blood through unopened wounds, and reminding me how entirely too skinny I really am.Oh, and I forgot to w...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Something to do with squirrels and napalm...

I'm not a fan of blowing up woodland critters, or covering them in excessively flammable gas, but with time I could learn.Actually, I'm a bit of a fan of the common squirrel. There's one that visits m...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:44:00 GMT

Never fear...

You're probably not safe. Let's face it, between the depleting ozone, the gathering terrorists, the floods, the quakes, the tornadoes, and let's not forget the wrath of an angry God, chances are some ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Watching the world walk by your window...

In times of strife, people are known to turn to things that give them hope. Family, faith, friends, these are the things that support us when we feel as if our legs can no longer do so. When the troub...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Stuck in the bathroom with your ugly friend

Here's the deal. I know you wanted to bang my buddy. I think you two might have already gone through the we're-friends-we're-fucking-we're-fighting cycle a couple of times long before I ever met eithe...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:54:00 GMT

On being fucked

There are many levels to how utterly fucked someone can be. Some people are mildly fucked, while others are so buried in fucked that they may never have a chance to get out of it and get their shit to...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:47:00 GMT