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So in some kind of weird insect nightclub these wasps and these maggots are meeting and getting on.

About Me

I like museums, libraries and playgrounds. Maybe I'm a boring nerd, but that's who I am.



You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


70%

Buffalo Bill


55%

Leatherface


45%

Jason Voorhees


35%

Jigsaw


35%

Hannibal Lecter


35%

Freddy Krueger


25%

Michael Myers


25%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Candyman


15%
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My Interests

my boys, sculpture, metal, wood, wax, rubber, books, rodents, cats, greyhounds, gender studies, feminism, existentialism, shoes, cult/horror movies, sewing, dancing, 50's design, learning, tofu, peanut butter, hockey, Japan...

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy the company of honest, funny, creative creatures. If you want to dance, watch hockey or go to a gallery, great. But if your ego is bigger than your IQ, I do not want to meet you. I'd rather be by myself than with someone who sucks.

Music:

Slant 6, Autoclave, Radiohead, Muse, Bjork, Dresden Dolls, Deftones, The Cure, Rammstein, Beatles, Poison the Well, Deee-lite, Lesli Gore, Bikini Kill, Strung Out, Public Enemy, Sleater-Kinney, Quicksand, Helmet, AFI, Beastie Boys...80's new wave and 50's rockabilly...

Movies:

Horror movies and psychological thrillers (Cabinet of Dr. Calagari, Frankenstein, Psycho, Carnival of Souls, Night of the Living Dead, Hellraiser, Hellbound, Exorcist, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead remake, Wait Until Dark, Rosemary's Baby, High Tension, Nightmare on Elm Street, Audition, the 1st half of Saw), some silent movies, anything involving Lynch or Hitchcock, some Troma, LBP, anything with Louise Brooks, most Marlene Dietrich, Audrey Hepburn. I'm sure I'm forgetting many- Rebel Without a Cause, East of Eden, Friday...and some comedies, like Dodgeball, Basketball, Orgasmo, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School...documentaries

Television:

more than Mush watches, less than Ian and Steve used to watch- as much as Matt?

Books:

anything written by Chuck Palahniuk, Sartre, Camus, Salinger, Steinbeck, Plath, Carroll, Wilde, Sedaris, Capote, Faulkner or my son. I usually read fiction, classics and art history.

Heroes:

unsung. I respect honest people who do great things for their own sake, not for recognition. My goal is to become more like my dogs... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

I am not intimidated

To the weakling who is trying to intimidate me, Your opinion is irrelevant because I have no respect for you. I only wonder why you are the way that you are. I try to have compassion for all fellow h...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

Yet another unpopular opinion

Christmas is a bunch of crap. A friend recently pointed out to me that the lyrics to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" which we all sang as kids, are not the original lyrics. "So what?" you sa...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

I've been tagged

Being tagged means that you're supposed to tell 5 weird things about yourself.1. Despite taking swimming lessons, I cannot swim. I have nightmares about drowning or, worse, about not being able to pre...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:35:00 PST

On becoming a cat

If there is one square inch of sunlight in the house, the cat will find it and claim it as their own. Basking in that light all day watching a leaf outside causes no guilt. Arms stretch out front then...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:32:00 PST

Sartre said it better, so did Batchelor

I used to go to Rocky Horror every Saturday night. How simple and satisfying is was that every weekend I would get to see this core group of friends. I would look forward to it and rarely took it for ...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:03:00 PST

Bibliophile

I watch a lot of movies. Too often, I think, "What a waste of time- I should have read my book instead." Where a book will hint with foreshadowing- a movie will hit the viewer over the head as if they...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

feel it

So Matt and I watched this David Cross tour diary dvd thing. There was a a girl from the audience who was clearly in her own reality/element. She kept interrupting the show saying, "I just wanna feel ...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pants

I think it sucks that people have to wear clothes because it means that people can see them and define you by them. As little or as much time and effort is wasted on figuring out what the heck you are...
Posted by Mashed potato sandwich w mayo on white on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST