im an interesting guy so i have a lot of interests. my very favorite sport is any sport that is about to be played with the exception of skiing. i HATE skiers. youll notice that i dont capitalize anything in this paragraph except the word "hate". they can all go to hell and stop making mogules on my powder. ya you heard me. well now that im done bitching ill tell you that im an avid snowboarder and fit the steriotype. im loud and high on the hill without any exceptions. blasting out of the pow after smoking a bowl in the trees on a beautiful january day is like nothing else. "dont have the words.... should have sent ... a poet". also, i love to play soccer and if i had some better lungs i would play all damn day long. i played football for a great high school team neveada union. well i didnt play but ill kick any of your asses now. haha. i love to go to the river in grass valley. south fork of the yuba baby. best river i know of. i grew up in so cal though and love the beach. i also cant get enough xbox and ps 2 games. i cant f'ing wait for the new systems to come out when xbox 360 is released i will not be seen for at least two weeks hermit style gamer.
i love to go to scary movies and big war or blockbuster types. i wont pay 10 bucks for a movie that isnt awesome and loud. you know what i mean. well shit i talk forever dont i but thats me in a nutshell. im always ready to do something no matter what. except ski .. fuckers. haha
I'd like to meet:
here's a list that wont stop. hmmm who do i want to meet. well lets start with sports stars like my main man landon donovan and freddy adu two kick ass soccer players hella young. way to go guys. also my name sake michael jordan. i havent seen him in a couple of weeks. we go way back. also magic johnson that man is a fucking legend to me. oh ya. as far as movie stars go id have to say will farrel first and jon stewart. both seem like guys that can have a good time. johnny depp is another killer actor love to meet him. now the women on the other hand. the list starts and ends with the love of my life KATE BECKENSALE. so hot. also Kiera knightly from pirates of the caribean. the girl from donnie darko is sooo freakin cute i dont know what it is but i would probably marry that chick today. there someone else out there who has my heart and i cna t wait to meet her again but until then i guess ill just have to put up with the schmucks that i hang out with all the time: my boys in sac town. can never have to many friends and too little enemies.
Music:
i am a lover of all music except music that takes no talent. i have been playing guitar for a little over a year now and im starting to see the skill it takes to play this thing. i am starting to apprecitate the music for the intricacies of its solos and originallity. just thrashing on a guitar takes no skill so metal is not on my cool list. for the most part i love the oldies that will never die. those great bands that were around when my dad was my age and younger who will stil be played when my kids are age. art rock and inspired songs will never fade just get more well known. eagles, pink floyd, led zepplin and classic rack is what gets me high .... or rather what i listen to when i get high. haha. i used to be hella into rap and hip hop but not so much now. there are a couple good tracks out there but for the most part it seems like the same music is being made by different black guys. underground creative rap and shit that stands for something is killer and i could listen to it all day if it flows.
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Movies:
im a big movie person partly because i love to just sit down and chill sometimes and watch a great movie to kill some time. i love most every type of movie if its in the right context. i will watch them unitl i know every damn word too. im not joking i can do all the monlogues to most my movies and me and my brother have done this little one on one game where well say a line and the other has to guess the movie off no clues. whatever. i do hate chick flicks for the most part. unless im not watching the movie ya know. then its allright. i could list my favorites but i could go on forever. so i wont. odds are though if its out there ive seen it.
Television:
with tv i could sum up all the best shows going with one channel. cartoon network and adult swim. oh yeah. FAMILY GUY, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE my favorite, FUTURAMA its got it all. cant beat it. i also love to watch a great game if its on. im not much for game shows and shit cuz im not on them and the people that are, are usually tool boxes. so full of crap half the time that their eyes are brown. as i said before i am an athletic couch patatoe so if theres nothing on ill find something.
Books:
YA RIGHT. is there a test after. even still ill get the cliff notes or have my mom read to me. thats right i said it. she still reads to me if im in a tight squeeze but i hate books. however i just read a kick ass book that i will recomend to anyone who like military strategy mixed with mind games and space age null gravity wars. its calles Enders Game read that shit.
Heroes:
ADAM STRAIN
a young man who wilingly sacrified his life in order to make this country better for everyone else. he gave up his liberties and freedoms to protect ours. put himself through hell so that we can be lazy all weekend and smoke pot and watch tv with a care free mind that is unworried about our counrty being attacked. what was the payment for his unselfishness and courage, his tragic passing from this life. too many memories come back to mind of the great times we had, on the field and off. a warrior in pads and a wingman when you needed one. i remember some asshole used to say "four years of commitment, forty years of memories". but now thats all that well have are the memories. we can never add to them. those of us who knew adam, could tell you that he was one of the greatest guys. always there when you needed him. never thought of asking for anything in return. its always the great people that you take for granted as being a part of your life. it isnt until you lose them that you realize their worth. life was taken from you too soon adam. you were a great friend a good soldier and a hero in all of our hearts. you wll be missed forever and never forgotten.
REST IN PEACE ADAM
On a more postitive note....
so many people to thank over the years of my crazy child hood i think its time to do so. first off, god is always there watching me and caring for my real needs whether i think so or not. he has a great plan for me and im starting to see that i can influence the people im around and should do so in a way the would benefit the big guy. secondly my mom is so special. she took care of me and my bro more than i could ever expect any person to do. sacrifies and unconditional love are the reason i stand ... or sit here today in as good of shape as i am. my dad used to be on my bad list but over the past couple years ive learned to appreciate what he was doing for me and my brother. without his tough love i wouldnt be jordan. my grandma who supports me financially more than i should be at times has always been there for me and ive never been in as bad of shape as i should have been thanks to her. my papa is someone that ill never get to thank for all he did. i wasted my time on this earth with one of the best people in it. i wish every day that i could go bac and see his smiling eyes pouring love and energy into whatever he was doing. he was definately the most special person in my life and i miss him so much. one day i hope to see him again in heaven but i thik i have to live more in his footsteps than the ones i have recently been leaving behind me on the beach of life. to all those who made me the person i am today... and will influence woho i will be tommorrow, thank you and i love you.
