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About Me

Not much to say really. Wasn't popular growing up, though I did make attempts to fit in. Found my own groove late during High School, and throughout college, and now I'm just me working at a job that actually has something to do with my degree, while keeping up with hobbies that make me temperarily happy.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 70% The Flash 70% Superman 70% Iron Man 65% Robin 60% Catwoman 50% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 42% Supergirl 42% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 59% Riddler 50% Venom 49% Dark Phoenix 45% Catwoman 40% Magneto 37% Mystique 37% Mr. Freeze 37% Poison Ivy 36% Juggernaut 33% Dr. Doom 33% Lex Luthor 30% Kingpin 30% Green Goblin 29% Apocalypse 28% Two-Face 25% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Interests

guitar music, movies, comic book art, and the genre of horror.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Satriani, Chuck Palaniuk, David Lynch, Natalie Portman, Alley Bagget, James Hetfield, Jeff Beck, Joe Madureira, Jim Lee, J. Scott Campbell, Ulrich Jon Roth, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Ziyi Zhang, and....Cameron Crowe

Music:

Pink Floyd, Metallica, Jeff Beck, The Mars Volta, Tool, UFO, Alice In Chains, Ulrich Jon Roth, Joe Satriani, Angelo Badalamenti, Megadeth, Eric Johnson, Yngwie Malmsteen, Garbage, Soho Dolls, Hanz Zimmer, Black Label Society, Pantera, James Newton Howard, early Van Halen, UFO, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zep, Howard Shore, and I have fun with a lot of cheesy 80's stuff like Pat Benatar and Bonnie Tyler.

Movies:

The Departed, Hot Fuzz, Zodiac, Knocked Up, Little Children, Monster Squad, The Fountain, The Prestige, Last Of The Mohicans, Batman Begins, Halloween, Memento, Fight Club, Jaws, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Road Warrior, Mulholland Drive, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Notorious, Unforgiven, Spiderman 2, LOTR trilogy, Gladiator, The Pianist, Evil Dead 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Dawn Of The Dead (...both versions...why not? both were good), Rosemary's Baby, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Demoni, Plains Trains And Automobiles, This Is Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein, The Producers (original), The Howling, An American Werewolf In London, Heat, Collateral, The Insider, Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, The Dead Zone, The Fly (1986), Videodrome, Lost Highway, Dead Ringers, The Deer Hunter, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Rocky, Saving Private Ryan, Empire Of The Sun, The Boxer, In The Name Of The Father, Almost Famous, Say Anything, Punch Drunk Love, Bubba Ho-Tep, The French Connection, Child's Play, Child's Play 2 (why not? it's fun!), Vertigo, Citizen Kane, Roman Holiday, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, Once Upon A Time In The West, Herbert West: Re-Animator, Knife In The Water, The Tenant, The King Of Comedy, The Silence Of The Lambs, Thelma And Louis, Dead Poets Society, Witness, Broadcast News, Network, Deliverance, Psycho (original), Batman (1989), Ed Wood, 12 Monkeys, Near Dark, The Thing (1982), Assault On Precent 13 (original), Phantasm, The Exorcist, The Frighteners, King Kong (1933), King Kong (2005), Back To The Future, The Big Chill, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Grave Of The Fireflies, Toy Story 2, The Secret Of Nhim, The Fox And The Hound, The Breakfast Club, Tootsie, The Empire Strikes Back, Godfather pt 1 & 2, Superman II, Die Hard, Sin City, A History Of Violence, Crash (2005), The Constant Gardener, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volume 2, Raising Arizona, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Out Of Sight, Traffic, House Of Flying Daggers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Chasing Amy, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Susperia, Do The Right Thing, 25th Hour, Glory, The Shawshank Redemption, Animal House, Bull Durham, From Russia With Love, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Requiem For A Dream, Goldfinger, Nospheratu (1922), Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Titanic (yeah, that's right, I love it, bite me), Chinatown, Rear Window (original), Seven, Chocolat, Stand By Me, When Harry Met Sally, Ginger Snaps, The Terminator, Conan The Barbarian, Groundhog's Day, High Fidelity, Fast Times At Ridgemond High, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Training Day, The Incredibles, Whale Rider, Goodfellas, Gangs Of New York, X2: Xmen United, Summer School, Blood And BLack Lace, 40 Year Old Virgin, Brazil, The Crow, Schindler's List, The Warriors, John Carpenter's They Live, Night Of the Living Dead (1968), A Simple Plan, Some Like It Hot, The Bride Of Frankenstein, Duel, Three Kings, The Hills Have Eyes (original...though the remake looks good), Haute Tension, Amelie, Dirty Pretty Things, A Very Long Engagement, John Carpenter's In The Mouth Of Madness, Saved!, Monsters Inc, School Of Rock, Shaun Of The Dead, Love Actually, The Girl In The Cafe, Wizards, John Carpenter's The Fog, Minority Report, First Blood, Insomnia (2002), Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Crying Game, Midnight Cowboy, The Truman Show, The Fugitive, Once Bitten, Broken Flowers, Lost In Translation, Fright Night, Poltergeist, The Abomidable Dr. Phibes, Masque Of The Red Death (1964), The Little Girl Who Lived Down The Lane, The Legend Of Hell House, From Beyond, Fearless Vampire Killers Or Pardon Me But Your Teeth Are In My Neck, The Company Of Wolves, Wolfen, The Monster Squad, Big, Philidelphia, Wait Until Dark, The Wickerman, The Horror Of Dracula, Tadpole, The Ice Storm, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, American Beauty, Return Of The Living Dead, Fargo, Escape From New York, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, and Mean Girls.

Television:

Freaks N Geeks, Arrested Develpment, South Park, Simpsons, Batman: TAS, Buffy, Undeclared, My Name Is Earl, Twin Peaks, Tales From The Crypt

Books:

I Am Legend (Richard Matheson), Choke (Chuck Palaniuk), The Stand (Stephen King), Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (Frank Miller), The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Stephen King)

Heroes:

Batman. Joe Satriani. Indiana Jones.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren
Birthday: July 13, 1981
Birthplace: Sacremento, California
Current Location: Riverside, California
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dishwater Blonde, Light Brown, whatever the hell you wanna call it.
Height: 5'7-5'8 depending on where you round it.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: I'm a mut, but there's some native american and irish/scottish that are supposedly most prominant
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: cute begging
Your Fears: bees, ass-to-mouth (even in porn)
Your Perfect Pizza: Ricotta cheese under the sauce, breakfast bacon, sun dried tomatoes, black olives, mushrooms, and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: loose some more weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "not again"
Your Best Physical Feature: Most people say my eyes
Your Bedtime: when I feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I'd say college era is a high contender, even though I wasn't fond of the school itself.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single. Groupe dates makes me feel like there's competition
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hmmm. Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix'em!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck Yes
Do you Sing: no. Well, sometimes I mock-sing
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Some say I am, I never really felt it.
Are you a Health Freak: Meh.
Do you get along with your Parents: Meh.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. I cook with it too
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Benedryl
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, never have either
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yup. Downloaded a few songs.
Ever been Drunk: Fuck yes! There's pictures to prove it!
Ever been called a Tease: No, at least not to me
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: Being squished by the meteor when it first hits earth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I actually want to be a guitarist in the same boat as Jeff Beck and Joe Satriani are, I'll never be as proficient, but a man can dream can't he?
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: 4'10-6'
Weight: As long as it looks good on you, the actually weight number shouldn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they are most comfortable in.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Countless painkillers, allergy remedies, etc.
Number of CDs I own: let me go check...91
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3 off the top of my head
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My Blog

50 Favorite Movie Moments

Just like the subject says. These are my favorite movie moments. It could be a sequence, a delivery of a certain line, or just a general moment that peaks the film for me. 50. ...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

50 Favorite Guitarists, ever

Disclaimer: This is a personal favorite list. This is not a list of who's the most popular, who's got the most chops, who's the most bad ass, whatever. This is a list of who touches ...
Posted by Darren on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Celebrity Match

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Posted by Darren on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

More crap

You Are a Visionary SoulYou are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason and be r...
Posted by Darren on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

How weird am I?

You Are 70% WeirdYou're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!How Weird Are You?...
Posted by Darren on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

How Evil Am I?

You Are 38% EvilA bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.How Evil Are You?...
Posted by Darren on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

What Movie Kiss Are You?

Take the quiz: What movie kiss are you?You are a Notebook KissYou have a sweet relationship with someone you absolutely love being around- and nothing will keep the two of you apart. You are des...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

What Song WIll They Play At Your Funeral

Take the quiz: What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!))My Way by Frank SinatraYou've always done everything your way regardless of consequences. People love and respect you because you're t...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST

What Guitar Are You?

Take the quiz: Which guitar are youGibson Flying VYou are a Gibson Flying V. You have crunching Rock sound, with stylish looks. A guitar that isn't afraid to show off.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the ...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:15:00 PST

What is your true theme song?

Take the quiz: Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~Pretty girl By;SugarcultIf you get told all the time your beautiful but you don't believe it. You can never find that one special person tha...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST