We have gone on hiatus (and we're still on hiatus [and we probably will be untill we drunkenly decide to reform for a one-off, possibly in 2019]).
Roger The Cabin Boy were at the forefront of North-Eastern Cheb-Core in the summer of 2006. Cheb-core wasn't very popular, and neither were the band. They split up after playing an unplugged, untuned and unplanned gig in Jake's garden in September. The band had opened the very first Beast of a Fest the week before, and according to critics, not only held the biggest crowd, but played the best set of the night. No one's quite sure where all of the members are these days, though it is believed one of them may be in exile in Norfolk and one may well be heading to Asia with a Spanish prostitute named Henrik. The other members may be dead or selling drugs in Weston Super Mare and Stoke respectively. The band may get back together at some point, though it's unlikely. Much of the afforementioned prose may or may not be absolute rat bollocks.
I anally raped my profile (hard, fast and without lubrication) with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1
