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Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B

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About Me

What Up. My name's Chris To The Mother F'in B, but everyone usually calls me ChrisB. I hail from Fairhaven MA but for the next two years will be living in Norfolk, VA with my boys in 1st FAST 4th Platoon. I'm a United States Marine and don't get much time in the town I love so much. I finally married the love of my life, Bethany Lee Stephens, and enjoy spending what little time I have home with her, my friends and family...

My Interests

I'm just like any other dork. I like music, movies, and videogames. I like sports such as baseball, football, and dodgeball. All I ever do when I'm home is hangout with my friends and do stupid things such as car sledding, extreme wagoning, waterballooning, streaking. We also try to make movies, but none have been made as of yet. I'll keep you updated, because I know you're eagerly awaiting our first production. Then theres the local dodgeball league I helped to found. TotallyOuch! Dodgeball. I also enjoy a rousing game of Texas Hold'Em, as does half this country and all celebritiies. Partying is always fun. But what I really enjoy is spending what little time I have home with my beautiful wife and my littliest sister...

I'd like to meet:

There has been high demand for my screen name. In order to please my fans here it is II ChrisB II. You're all very welcome...

Music:

Oh jesus. I like every kind of music there is to like. You're missing out if you stick to one genre. If it sounds good to you, if it makes you feel some kind of emotion, that's good music. I like Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Pearl Jam. I like Tupac, Wu Tang, Eminem. I like Led Zepplen, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith. I like classical, jazz, blues. I'm a big fan of anyone who can really play the guitar, Steve Vai, Dimebag Darrel, Clapton, BB King...I could go on forever. I am a big fan of music.

Movies:

I'm your typical guy when it comes to movies. If somebody is gettin shot, blown up, or thrown from a fast moving vehicle, I'm probably gonna like it. My number one favorite movie of all time is Braveheart. Other favorites are Gladiator, the Patriot, and Tombstone. Then theres the classic The Good The Bad And The Ugly. Of course Dodgeball, Forrest Gump, and Napleon Dynamite. Then theres all the Rockys, Lord Of the Rings, and StarWars. Plus a million more I don't feel like typing.

Television:

I don't watch much tv, basically I watch whatever everyone else is watching...

Books:

I read like a champ these days. My profession has pushed my reading toward non-fiction books about the war in Iraq. We Were One and Generation Kill were good books. I'm currently working on two more books, Blood Stripes and On Killing, but have read a bunch of others like Flags of our Fathers, Rifleman Dodd, etc...

Heroes:

All my fellow 0311s fighting for us in Iraq...

My Blog

I'm coming home...

Alright all you ChrisB fans out there. Your hero, Chris to the Mother F'n B, will be back in his hometown on Wednesday the 20th. That's right folks, this Wednesday I make my big return to Fairhaven Ma...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Dodgeball Kids...

The first MidWinter Classic is upon us. That's right boys and girls at 5pm tomorrow the epic battle starts. Will you be there to witness the mayham wrought by rubber sphere on face? Can you take viole...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

This Weekend...

This weekend I will be home.  I'll be there Thursday at about 5pm, and I'll be leavin' early Sunday morning.  Call me up, leave me a message on here, whatev...Let's make some plans...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

Plans Change...

WTF?  Plans change?  Yes my friends, they do, especially with the Marine Corps.  Due to some terrorist assholes trying to smuggle nasty exploding bust onto airplanes, airlines are backe...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

My Last Night As An Unmarried Man...

Listen kiddies.  If you didn't read the bulletin like I told you dumbasses to, here it is again in slow-mo.  Friday September 1st I'll be coming home.  This day marks my last day as an ...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

The Countdown Begins My Friends...

You may ask, "What is this countdown you speak of Chris To The Mother F'n B?"  I'll tell you my loyal fans, it's the countdown to the glorious return of yours truely to Funtown.  W...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

Just a gay survey.

A-2-Z About Me Survey{---Basics---}Name?:Chris To The Mother F'n B Nickname(s):Who needs a nickname when you got a name like that? Birth place?:New B, but Fairhaven is my home. Current location?:Chesa...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

Nah what up with a new blog...

Hello my people, it's your boy Chris to the Mother F'n B coming to you live via the computer center in Jacksonville, North Carolina.  I just wanna send a quick shout out to all my fans back home,...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST

Bye Funtown...

Well Funtown, it's been a blast...I'll see you all ASAP...
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:21:00 PST

Your Boy Is Back...

What up kids.  My ass is home so call it up...I'll be here until the 29th of May.  Call me up if you'd like... P.
Posted by Lcpl Chris To The Mother F'n B on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:52:00 PST