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Le woah!

not dead or lost in the amazon.. YET

About Me

My name is Jennifer. I came into this world in the spring of nineteen hundred eighty-two in rural Pennsylvania, the sixth child of two overly-educated parents with a nice dog named Brute who used to give me pony rides on his back; I miss him. We also had a pony named Sparky, but he wouldn't give pony rides. Instead, we had to give him away for bucking off my sister and stomping on her.
Slightly misanthropic and largely narcoleptic, I'm just a girl. That's all, really, although I know a lot about monkey bones too.

My Interests

my former air mattress, mormon boys, law and order marathons, death, destruction and kosher jelly beans

I'd like to meet:

Requirements: You must be really really ridiculously good-looking or fit into one of the following categories of persons:
escaped convicts, potential roommates, people to trade shows with, people to go on road trips and backpack through Europe and/or Mexico and/or anywhere else with, people who will let me sleep on their floor, people who know fun things to do and places to see in the bay area, residents of auckland, misfit mormons, spanish-speakers, someone to teach me german, people in bands who will let me be their tour manager or, if nothing else, merch girl, people who want to swap mix cds or tapes, potential employers, potential thumb-wrestling partners, potential friends, anyone who looks good in green.I DON'T CARE HOW AWESOME YOU THINK YOUR BAND IS, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Music:

hum, the murder city devils, modest mouse, bullet train to vegas, placebo, kissing tigers, NERD, tabula rasa, form of rocket, that dog, the dandy warhols, the boggs, the faint, block, enon, the killers, neutral milk hotel, yodeling

Movies:

shaun of the dead, empire records, the emperor's new groove, dazed and confused, i heart huckabees

Television:

arrested development, the office, sifl & olly, and that show where the morbidly obese people have to do extreme exercise challenges (for my self-esteem)

Books:

The Mysterious Disappearance of Leon (I Mean Noel), Where the Wild Things Are, The Westing Game, The Phantom Tollbooth, Blue Moon Rising, He Died With a Felafel in His Hand, May Bird and the Ever After, Everybody Poops

Heroes:

Yeah, it's a pretty good show, except I hate that blonde girl. Oh, was this question about something else?