When i still was able to do the upright walking my live was much more colorful. but it..s still pretty gory...:::I..m the person who stands just with a trenchcoat for clothing in a dark, seedy corner of your hood to show my cojones to elderly women.:::I..m the person who gives sweets to young, giggling blond girls in order to abuse them, severe their limbs off and behead them while thinking of my mums next birthday present.:::I..m the person who is a regular reader of the "mullet ..n mustach magazine".:::I..m the person who tries to hook up in the internet and after several to-the-point-chat-dates not shows up for the real date because i..m in your empty home trying all your underwear.:::I..m the person who is selling drugs in front of primary schools.:::I..m the person who loves his mum ... and yours to.:::I..m the person who laughed at 9 / 11.:::I..m the person who tried to assasinate god by making him that much ashame of his own creation that his only possibility of not going mad was to commit suicide. (i don..t know if i was successfull - i did my worst tough!):::I..m the person who rings your doorbell and then runs away chuckling like an 11year old....And when i..m not busy doing this kind of stuff, i live a normal, boring life. just listening to some good ol..rock sounds, drinking beer with some of my dudes and thinking about the everpresent question: "What the hell does sex feel like, when you..ve got a vagina?"oh, yeah and i'm a missionary for the new found CHURCH OF GOAT. have a look and sell your soul on www.churchofgoat.net !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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