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THIS IS WHY IM SINGLE

THERE ARE TOO MANY LIEING TWO FACED MOTHER FUCKERS WHO LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE OR DO. WELL YA KNOW WHAT LIKE MY FRIEND SAYS FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON....
Posted by ~A~N~D~R~E~A on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

ANOTHER JOKE

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "...
Posted by ~A~N~D~R~E~A on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUNNY JOKE

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a ch...
Posted by ~A~N~D~R~E~A on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST