THE HOUSE THAT GLORIA VANDERBILT

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So begins a new chapter in the book of "what music should be" needing to curb idle time weve stumbled upon a treasure trove of aural bliss .....im quite sure that the slightest quivering sound wave of THE HOUSE THAT GLORIA VANDERBILT would induce ones bowels an extreme desire to evacuate through ones rectum leading to a sort of freedom that only a infant can truly revel in.....this is a call to arms!!$ the house$ is happy and anxious for new minds to thicken this grey matter stew........be mindful that enlisting in -GLORIA HOUSE- would require a resume written with the blood of a mixed breed dog...heinz 57 if you know what i mean....out of the sewage pond of craggy men ..bruised egos....complete oblivion to the genius behind frankenstein...THE HOUSE THAT GLORIA VANDERBILT has risen like the phoenix no longer sup supping or worried about what the -OTHERS- think.....this is what our parents warned us of and we have become just that ......a threat to the moral fairytales that is leading the world we ALL live in ....this unfair deity must be put to sleep...are you ready??the faggot has risen......fighting for the power of the queef...help us harness the escape of air from vaginas around the world......join the cult.be somebody.