Stushed

Imagine A City Where Graffiti Wasn't Illegal, A City Where Everybody Could Draw Wherever They Liked. Where Every Street Was Awash With A Million Colours And Little Phrases. Where Standing At The Bus Stop Was Never Boring, A City That Felt Like A Party Where Everyone Was Invited, Not Just The Estate Agents And Barons Of Big Business. Imagine A City Like That, And Stop Leaning On The Wall - It's Wet.
Word to your mother, I'm Phil, can normally be found on X-box live, MSN, tapping out a bad-ass drum beat on my legs to my music on the bus, or passed out, and normally naked at a house party. This is my profile page... i do apologize if your computer is suffering from some serious Lag while viewing this page, i'll be honest... my computer sucks some huge ass, and even i struggle to look at what song i've got on my profile without having to wait 3 hours for the fancy shit to stop loading, and my computer to stop having a spaz-attack.
I'm an absolute Tool for a girl with a fringe, and / or multi-coloured hair... find me a 21 year old who still wears bangles with baggy jeans and a chain hanging from her ass, knows how to take a joke the right way, and can keep me smiling while getting on with my friends, and im smitten...
I fucking love my friends. if you dont, go gargle arsenic. These guys have given me some of the best and worst memories i house in the messed up little head of mine.
Fiona - Always been there for me, despite the shit i put her through, also responsible for how i dress, which im greatful for... cuz i looked a twat before :) You've stuck by me through everything we've both gone through, even the shit times...
Aimee, AKA, FOG - She Insults me, Calls me gay, puts me down, and generally, does mean shit to make me smile :) You give me faith that growing up doesnt mean you have to GROW up. For all i know, when i met you, you could have been a seedy 52 year old man posing as a girl on faceparty... but you wern't, you were the fogglebear, and we probably have more in jokes, than king lemur has stolen thrones :) glad we started talking again :D
Chris - Think i've known you 3rd longest out of everyone on my friends list... he'll be brutally honest when i look a knob, or join in, helped me come out of my shell when i was a deaf, queer haired, gammy toothed pre-pubescent teen, and turned me into the partially deaf, less-gay haired, gammy toothed young adult i am now :)
Taron - the master of the art of chapow... beat me senseless through years 8, 9 and 10, because he gets his kicks from picking on defenseless children, but has always been there when i need him, and is fucking AWESOME to get wasted with... "BREAK...! BREAK...!"
Arreon - My fucking brother... literally, if i could, and i was black, i'd adopt myself into your family. i'd give my life for you bro, and you know i've got your back for ANYTHING you need, and always will man.
Chrissie - You is BARE good... you gets me? haha, don't actually know how we started talking as much as we did... but in the few months we have been, you've easily become one of my closest mates. i was there through the bad times, of making you walk out of HB on your break, and the good times, of chowing on down some chicken dippers to get over being a vegetamalarian. You be my peapod luva, snuggle buddy, drinking buddy, and the one who's mom buys me sweets, and not you... *shakes box* AHA!
Lee - my mini-clone, and the only guy i know who laughs at the same gay shit i do... remember the twig hand? aha... hurry up back from uni dude :)
The Kate - Cant actually remember how we started talking... but yeah, You've always been there to ignore my advice, and cause arguments... always good to releive the tension eh? Alton towers was the BEST road trip ever, and our holiday is gonna be BARE good :D
Uber-Jube - known you 4th longest out of everyone on my friends list :D Your the most random person i know, and you amaze me how you are ALWAYS happy.
Goulding - we dont talk much anymore, and i know thats cuz i was an immature twat a while back, and i apologise for that. you've been a good mate, and even though we havn't got anything really significant, wouldnt wanna change you :D
Muzza - miss you man, hurry up and get a house sorted so i can move in with you. you made maths what it was mate, and i fucking love you for it :P i had some great times in college and school with you dude, hope america's going sweet.
Radford - Big ass bouncer, and your a fucking legend :P every time im out with you im guranteed a safe night, because your so freakishly tall, no one will even look at you funny :D fucking love you dude.
Barlow - Known you the 2nd longest out of everyone on my friends list man, and all my memories of primary school involve you. you've been a great friend mate, and we need to hang out more.
The Sooz!- - my freaking sister, so obviously, known you the longest on my friends list (not including mom :)) Your freaking awesome, feel like i can tell you anything, even if we had a shit relationship growing up, and i do NOT wish you herpes of the flaps :) love ya :D
Neal - The love of my life... seriously though, i love you man :P You got me a job after 2 years of me looking for one, granted it was only so you could get a shitty little 100 quid bonus, but i appreciate it all the same... always knows how to make me laugh, your helping me on my way to becoming a poker pro, always willing to lend me a place to crash the night, and when your rich and famous, i know you wont forget me.... or i'll burn your fucking house down :)
I like Guinness, even if it makes me VERY drunk, do INCREDIBLY stupid shit, and forget basically the entire night.
If you have a fucking problem with me, fucking tell me. Don't be a twat and bitch about me behind my back when i've NEVER said a bad fucking word against you, and nearly got my face smashed in on several occasions for you. If your a friend worth slagging off, your not a friend worth knowing, and i'd have let you know
NEVER ask my advice, if your then going to ignore it, and do what you want anyway. its a waste of my breath, my time, and my fucking patience. If its an issue thats life changing, don't trust it upon me to sort out for you, do it your fucking self. by all means, ask my opinion, i'll give it, but don't ask if your going to ignore it from before i've even said what i think.
My music makes me happy, and i listen to what i want, even if i slate it half the time.
My K-swiss and Adidas End-To-End shoes make me very fucking happy in the pants, and DO look incredibly sexy.
American assholes on gears of war, rainbow six, life in general... fuck off. i dont give a shit if your american and im british, kudos on noticing... however, just because i kick the shit out of you, it doesnt mean im "glitching"... learn to admit a dirty lil english boy just handed you your ass"
My profile is better than yours
I feel i need to grow up quicker than i should... and am slowly starting to realise i'm still a kid :)
I'm not big on conversation in person when i first meet you... get to know me and i'll open up loads, dont assume i dislike you due to lack of communication.
My friends are better than yours. tell me why your friends are so good, and then ill tell you why mine are better. and i'll win :)
My arms are for show, i talk big, but it's not likely i'll smack you... however, don't fucking push it, or i will :)
I dislike being under-appreciated for the work and effort I put into friendships, my job, life in general... and am going to stop giving a shit when this goes unnoticed
I hate how i build myself up for something i know shouldnt / wont happen, and still being fucked off at the end of it
I dislike being led on, only to realise i was only there for a quick feel good boost
I hate the moods i go in when im depressed and feel the need to be a moody bitch and piss off the people who genuinly care about me I hate how the lying, fucked up cunts of this world, get all the attention from the best girls, only to hurt them all the fucking time
If your going to hand in an application form, or a CV.... FUCKING PROOF READ IT. I can't fucking stress how stupid you look handing in a CV with your name spelled wrong... and yes, this IS a fucking common occurence in the CV's and Appy forms that i read.
I hate how i let myself get so annoyed at shit, then end up fucking something up that i need because i cant calm the fuck down.
I have lots of people i would call best friends, and trust everything with. if i dont like you, you'll know about it.
Emo guys do NOT look good. Emo girls do.
Metal heads can be pricks when they want to. Get out of your own arse and smile for once :)
People who put their profiles as private, yet have over 200 friends are faggots. its obvious you want to whore yourself, just make it fucking public
I miss the goths that inhabited the Forum.
I miss the shitty rock clubs i went to when i was 14.
I dont watch alot of TV, but what i watch is gold
I enjoy bargain hunt, and cash in the attic... they rock :)
VERY few people will make a brilliant first impression on me, unless you act like you dont give a shit what other people think.
Other peoples opinions are NOT fucking important, only your true friends should have any influence on you.
I like motorbikes. if you think they are dangerous and kill people, simple answer, dont buy one. dont bitch to me saying im an idiot, if you drink / smoke / eat fast foods, Your gonna kill yourself slower than i will.
If you are one of the few people who doesnt drink / smoke / eat fast food, your a fucking retard. Learn to enjoy life, being straight edge impresses no one.
I find immature shit funny.
I laugh at dead baby jokes... they're bloody hysterical.
I know of 3 people who have dirtier minds than i do, and i love them for it.
Do not assume you know everything about me from my profile page. If you want to judge me, get to know me first, then if you hate me, dont be a silly two faced n00b about it.
I'm always tired, and i know its because i stay up stupidly late.
I dont do one night stands... everything else, i'm a whore for, but sex is important to me, and i wont commit unless i feel comfortable with the person, and know them.
I got myself a bad reputation for using girls when i was younger, thats stuck with me... and thats my own fault, yet i have never, and will never, cheat on a partner.
I'm not scared of dying, im scared of losing everyone.
CUNTS WHO ROB MY FUCKING PHONE PISS ME OFF!
I dont like hurting people, yet seem to do it without even trying... if i've hurt you, let me know, i'll apologise for it, and try to change.
I hate how easily i can become the thing's i hate, and risk everything because im such a twat
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