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The best things in life are British

If Death is our schoolmaster, Life is our homework

About Me

Hello, i love you wont you tell me your name hey, am Graeme. ok, general crap first. i'm 18, live alone and like to think of myself as a decent person. i like reading, being with friends and watching whatever crap is on the box. dont like fighting, neds or any kind of violent... i want to say retards but my good friend karin hates that word so come up with your own. dont have much hobbies but i like to join in with what hobbies my friends have. i guess people can call me a goth if i had to have a certain label. i like black. something about it being dark and nothingness. And i love vampire stuff, films and books mainly. i like the idea of being immortal and looking damn good while youre at it. hmm... also very weird. am a gemini so i can have a split personality almost. one side of me likes being with friends, having fun. im emotionally immature but in a good way apparently. drinking, parties, xbox games and such. then theres the older side of me. i like solitude, reading or listening to music in the dark. preferring the elegant things in life. yep, majorly weird. ah well.so i have my own flat. not bad at 18. close enough to town for company, far away enough so im not constantly getting people at my door. just right for me.im into all kinda things musically. well not all, dance and hip hop and all kinds of ned music is just assault on my ears. got a few weird looks at the police station for trying to report the streets.and im into a lot of things british, british is best. writers, films, food, people and all kinda things. especially music. the best bands are british, beatles, who, maiden, ozzy... the list could go on for ages so i'll stop thereand one more thing, i'm not the kind of guy to stay in talking to my friends through a phone line. its too impersonal. so if you want to talk to me then come to town. and i am not the kind of person who is so insecure that they need 4000 friends on this site. i only include my friends and people who i actually talk to and not some slut from california or somethingthis is my life, judge me if you will... couldnt care less
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Graeme Stephen
Birthday: 09 06 87
Birthplace: Inverness
Current Location: Inverness
Eye Color: green grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 ft 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: im a leftie
Your Heritage: scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same steel toe caps for the last 18 months
Your Weakness: ticklish
Your Fears: being lonely
Your Perfect Pizza: i made it once, pizza base with fudge, toffee, marshmallows, all kinds of chocolate, *drooling*
Your Best Physical Feature: my ego
Your Most Missed Memory: my first cat Barney
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi max (diabetic btw)
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte, the other 2 suck
Do you Smoke: did
Do you Swear: like a sailor, my dad was a fucking sailor, now hes a piece of shit bastard fucker
Do you Sing: i try
Do you Shower Daily: every other day (daily showers give you brain damage)
Have you Been in Love: yeah once (love gives you brain damage)
Do you want to go to College: been there, do it again some day (education gives you brain damage) im living proof btw
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: mums ok, guess how much i like my dad?
Do you like Thunderstorms: thunderstorms are cool, and thundercats and thunderbirds
Do you play an Instrument: i regularly blow my own horn (insert innuendo here)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, but it was a joint so i can do that, still quit as far as fags go
Ever been Drunk: little teetotal me? *grinning cheekily*
Ever been called a Tease: no but i am
Ever been Beaten up: my little brother is literally twice my weight, what do you thinkl?
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: i want to be shot down by the government and then they cover it up but conspiricies would be all over the country
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: batman, or a chartered accountant no a LION TAMER!!! ive got my own hat...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: preferably shorter than me, i dont keep a stack of yellow pages handy
Weight: not fussed
Number of CDs I own: 15?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none......yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets, ive had a few, but then again.... too few to mention
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.. You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


70%

Trendy


40%

Rocker, Mosher


35%

Emo


35%

Prepy


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%

Skater


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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.. You scored as Sloth.

Sloth


81%

Lust


75%

Pride


56%

Greed


38%

Envy


38%

Gluttony


31%

Wrath


31%
Seven deadly sins
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You are Shogo Kawada - man not to take home
to momYour badass personified. You only kill when you
have to. Your a smart, tricky bastard and we
love you for it. In the end you succeed in
getting your revenge and found out why your
girl smiled like that.. Plus you found true
friends.. and also made a majority of the
audience go 'Huh?'
Which Battle Royale Student Are you?
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You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

reading and music and friends etc my real interest is you. i want to know you. i want to have a drink with you, a laugh with you, a kiss with you. i want us to hug when we see each other and to smile at the thoughts of each others antics
.. You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Blind Folds


83%

Chains/Handcuffs


83%

Blood


75%

Bondage


75%

Whips


50%
What..s Your Kinky Turn On?
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I'd like to meet:

Graham Chapman Roger Daltry Kurt Cobain Johnny Rotten Joe Strummer Mick Jones Blake King Lordi Sid Vicious Ozzy Osbourne

Music:

psychadelic rock from the sixties and punk from the seventies. anything after that just annoys me except Rammstein and Lordi and Ozzy

Movies:

Monty Python or vampires. how cool would a monty python vampire film be?

Television:

Monty Python, monty python monty python monty python, you know what i'm getting at, and now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks oh and cartoons, family guy, american dad and king of the hill especially

Books:

Jaws, Dead Famous by Ben Elton, and lots of comics (the inner child in me is quite a strong little dude) Battle Royale tokyopop and Perfume by Patrick Suskind

Heroes:

Barbie (my friend blake, well not a friend, more of a minion) Stewie from family guy and brian and peter and quagmire and...........

My Blog

what are you doing with your week?

i'm going to amsterdam today! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! shall be back next week with only 6 brain cells left
Posted by The best things in life are British on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:58:00 PST

to anyone who still reads this crap

get a life you boring cunt and if i dont like you, fuck you
Posted by The best things in life are British on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:57:00 PST

see yous sunday

going to glasgow to smoke an insane amount of weed with my sister. YAY!!! buying a half ounce of it. YAY!!!!!
Posted by The best things in life are British on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:21:00 PST

grrr

am starving and grumpy, grrrr hospital meals are too small and take too long. grrr and they never give you enough ice cream. grrrrr
Posted by The best things in life are British on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

The NHS should start charging me rent

so iwas in hospital last week, on my twentieth birthday no less and here i am again, admitted a week after getting out. ever think someones trying to tell me something? it was kinda funny earlier, i w...
Posted by The best things in life are British on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

hdfmmdrtgdfjuhydt,h3aw

i am so mind numbingly bored right now. where is everyone? i may have to resort to masturbating to pass the time
Posted by The best things in life are British on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

yawn

maybe its the fact that ive not slept in over two days but all the myspace pictures are moving
Posted by The best things in life are British on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

add me add me

sometimes i pick on these random bands cos they keep sending me their crap and wanting numbers for their profile, i dunno, maybe the profile with the most numbers wins a cookie or something. some yank...
Posted by The best things in life are British on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

Bored.....

What do you do when you have nothing to fill your time? My mind is kinda getting rusty through lack of use. and im kinda outgrowing my friends, a lot of em bore me. especially stewart (he's sitting ne...
Posted by The best things in life are British on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

its been a while

heres an update. was in hospital, yes. same as usual. not doing needles, not eating right and generally living unhealthily. when i dont look after myself, i get depressed and im depressed cos i dont l...
Posted by The best things in life are British on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST