Vocalist for the grind/retard core band Testicular Defibrillation , Swedish goregrind band SARS , Pennsylvanian death metal band Gorged Afterbirth , and black metal band The Gallows .
Not only am I involved in some of the worst music the extreme metal scene has to offer, I am also an avid fan of punching people in the throats, beating people with human excrement, and taking my clothes off whenever possible (though most likely not permissable).
In general, I detest stupid people. People who cannot look at themselves in the mirror and laugh at their own buck teeth, or their physical appearance... which resembles a towering pile of milk white pudding. I hate pudding. And I hate people that seem to have been fashioned from a mass of coagulated, milk white pudding. I dislike old people and/or small children and animals. I also dislike the five basic elements that sustain life along with the band whose name is derivative of those elements.
I also mock clown college and the people that attend said universities. I dislike humans in general, and anything that contains dairy... as it gives me rocket-like propulsion shits. Kidding. I love dairy. I also love eating the cows that make dairy. However, I dislike women who resemble cows and though I would make love to a cow if need be, my experiences in college attest to the fact that I have also made love to women who resemble cows. Are you confused? I'm not. Fuck off.
