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Shorty

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi I'm Shorty, I've recently moved from Washington Heights further south in Manhattan. Life is pretty good. I'm still unemployed (5.5 years and counting baby!!!) although I’m a very busy dog. I like eating, sniffing, going for walks, shitting on the sidewalk, pissing on other dogs spots, and playing jazz or any other style of improvised music on whatever instruments are laying around. I love music - and frankly, I believe god created me to dance. I want to dance but dance clubs much like amusement park rides have height restrictions. Such is life... More you say??? I've been penned a renaissance man. I love a good meal - Dog food is nothing more than meat flavored cereal... I prefer human food - like vegetables.////////// Oh, and If I don't know you (like you've never petted me) I'm not going to add you.Professional MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You got treats? Don't even talk to me if you don't have treats.... That cute bitch in the new car commercial (Little Brown Black and White Papillon in the back seat, yeah yeah, her!!!) - what I would give for 5 minutes with that little slice of heaven. You know what I mean? These guys are pretty cool too:

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