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Anyone who believes that, reality, even if it hurts, is more real than imagination.
Obviously, first and foremost, Blues Traveler. Boyz II Men, Eminem, Will Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff, 2 Skinnee J's, Biggie Smalls, Chino XL, Maroon 5, Bowling For Soup, John Legend, Royce Da 5'9", Staind, The Killers, Guns N' Roses, Rolling Stones, Queen, Green Day, Fat Boys, Dynamite Hack, Blind Melon, Counting Crows, Collective Soul, 3 Doors Down, Coldplay, Busta Bust, REM, Rob Paravonian, Santana, John Williams, Train, Linkin Park, plenty of others... no country... and no polka either.
Star Wars, Bourne Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Michael, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reservoir Dogs, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Rudy, Michael, Remember the Titans, Sin City, Adaptation, Equilibrium, The Big One, Falling Down, A Beautiful Mind, The Transporter, The Transporter 2, The Fugitive, U.S. Marshalls, Unbreakable, The Negotiator, The Truman Show, 8 Mile
Quote Box
"You can never have too much sugar" -Michael
"Now, I may be a mean cuss. But Im the same mean cuss with everybody out there on that football field." -Remeber the Titans
Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain. -House M.D.
House: So, how are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there’s an acute shortage I could run home -
Cuddy: [looks at his leg] No, you couldn’t.
House: Nice. [He walks over to the waiting room full of patients.] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! [Cuddy looks at him incredulously.] In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I’m Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Gregg. I’m one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Cuddy: Short, sweet. Grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital so, unfortunately, she’s much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored [looks at Cuddy] certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I’m also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is here against his will. That is true, isn’t it? [Cuddy just looks at him.] But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It’s mine. You can’t have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [None of the clinic patients seem too eager.] And who would rather wait for one of the other two doctors? [Everyone raises their hands.] Okay, well, I’ll be in Exam Room 1 if you change your mind. -House M.D.
Chase: You can trust me.
House: Problem is, if I can’t trust you, I can’t trust your statement that I can trust you. But thanks anyway, you’ve been a big help. -House M.D.
House: Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead.
-House M.D.
Cuddy: You just don’t want to deal with the epidemic.
House: That’s right. I’m subjecting a 12-year-old to a battery of dangerous and evasive tests to avoid being bored. [Everyone stares at him.] Okay, maybe I would do that, but I’m not. If it turns out she does have meningitis, you’re right, you win, but if we go back downstairs and she dies… your face will be so red. -House M.D.
House: ("reads" paper to patient's mother) “I, Margo Davis have been informed of the risks which may arise from my refusal of advised medical care. I here by release-â€
Mom: Who are you?
House: I work for hospital. “–the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, its employees agents, and otherwise from any adverse medical conditions resulting from my refusal. It is not the hospital’s fault if my son kicks off.â€
Mom: “Kicks off�
House: I punched up the language, mostly for clarification. “I understand my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic-â€
Mom: Why are you doing this?
House: “-but I am convinced that I know more than they do. I took a biology course in high school, so... yeah. Besides, I enjoy controlling every single aspect of my son’s life, even if it means his death.†Sign here please. I brought a pen.
Mom: Who are you?
House: I’m the doctor who’s trying to save your son. You’re the mom who’s letting him die. Clarification. It’s a beautiful thing. -House M.D.