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Melvin is right there

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About Me


HELLO MYSPACERS! MY NAME IS MELVIN AND I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE RIGHT THERE OR RIGHT OVER HERE DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU'RE STANDING. THIS IS WHAT MYSPACE CALLS THE ABOUT ME SECTION RESERVED FOR INFO ABOUT ME SO I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF (NOTE: IF YOU CURRENTLY KNOW ME ALREADY OR USED TO KNOW ME DO NOT CONTINUE READING THIS SECTION, THAT'S GREEDY. SCROLL DOWN TO MY FRIEND LIST AND PICK OUT SOMEONE WHO YOU DON'T KNOW, CLICK ON THEIR LINK AND READ THEIR ABOUT ME SECTION) WELL ANYWAY MY NAME IS MELVIN (LAST NAME NOT INCLUDED) AND I RESIDE IN PHILADELPHIA (ZIP CODE NOT INCLUDED). I AM A FATHER. A HARD WORKER. A BEST FRIEND TO MY BEST FRIENDS. I AM ONE WHO TRULY LOVES THE ONE WOMAN WHO TRULY LOVES ME. AN OCCASIONAL SMOKER (DRUG TEST NOT INCLUDED). A DRINKER. A RETAIL MANAGER. A PARTY PROMOTER. AN ENTERTAINER. A PERSON WHO SOMETIMES NEEDS DIRECTION. AN ABOVE AVERAGE REPLACEMENT FOR YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN. AND IF MYSPACE HAD A SPELL CHECKER, A DAMN GOOD SPELLER. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY TOO MUCH OF MYSELF, THAT'S WHAT THE QUESTION AND ANSWER SECTION OF MY PAGE IS FOR. WELL MYSPACERS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REST OF MY PAGE. THAT IS WHY WE CREATE THESE RIGHT? SO THAT SOMEONE CAN ENJOY THEM. EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR PERSONAL SATISFACTION. I'M NOT A POET, SONGWRITER OR AUTHOR SO DON'T EXPECT ANTHING TOO DEEP FROM ME ON THIS PAGE. I SAVE THAT FOR THE ARTIST TYPES. LIFE IS TOO COMPLEXING TO PUT A LABEL ON ONE'S SELF AND TO JUST BE GREAT AT ONE THING. I'D RATHER JUST BE DAMN GOOD AT A LOT OF STUFF.....LATER


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I HAVE COMPOSED A LIST OF FIVE PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET, IN NO PATICULAR ORDER:1. THE MAN WHO CREATED HUGS. NOT THE HUGS WHERE YOU REACH OUT AND GRASP SOMEONE. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 25 CENT JUICES YOU FIND AT YOUR LOCAL CORNER STORES IN THE HOOD. THAT DUDE HAS GOT TO BE A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE BY NOW. WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HUGS IN THE STOCK MARKET ANYWAY. I WOULD DEFINETLY INVEST MONEY IN THAT.2. A KLU KLUX KLAN MEMBER. ANYONE OF THEM WILL DO. I WOULD GRIP HIM UP AND HOLD HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK WHILE MARTIN LUTHER KING KICKS HIM IN HIS BALLS. BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD MEAN I WOULD HAVE TO PUT MARTIN LUTHER KING ON THIS LIST. THAT'S TOO CONFUSING. HOW BOUT WE JUST MAKE NUMBER TWO ROSA PARKS. SO THE NEXT TIME MY CAR BREAKS DOWN I'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO SIT WITH ON THE BACK OF THE BUS.3. NIA LONG!!! NOT THE NEW NIA LONG WITH ALL THAT SMILING AND SHIT. THE OLD NIA LONG FROM BOYZ IN THE HOOD WITH THE SWEATSUIT AND THE THE LITTLE BOY HAIRCUT. ICE CUBE THINK HE SLICK TOO, KEEP DOING ALL THESE MOVIES AND SHIT WITH HER. NIGGA IT'S OTHER BLACK ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD. BUT I GUESS IT'S CHEAPER TO GET NIA LONG THEN TO HAVE TO PAY HALLE BERRY YELLOW ASS ALL THAT MONEY. SPEAKING OF BOYZ IN THE HOOD, TRE WAS SUCH A BITCH!4. THE DOCTOR WHO SHAPED MY HEAD AT BIRTH. IF I EVER SEE THIS GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW IT'S HIM, I AM GOING TO FUCK HIM UP! HE MADE MY HEAD BIG AS SHIT! AND DESPITE WHAT MY MOM USED TO TELL ME WHEN I WAS A BABY, I NEVER QUITE GREW INTO IT.5. THE LAST PERSON WHO BORROWED MONEY FROM ME AND DIDN'T PAY ME BACK. IF I COULD REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE I WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO YOU THAT I WANT TO DO TO PERSON 4 AND THE SAD PART IS YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL BROKE.

My Blog

Man shoots talker at movies, police say

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/27/movie.shooting... A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadel...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:08:00 GMT

BLACK FRIDAY GANGSTERS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyh3egPw7uY IT SEEMS THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL LOSE THEIR FUCKING MIND FOR A $20 DVD PLAYER. JUST YESTERDAY AT THE GREEN ACRES MALL IN VALLEY STREAM,N.Y. A 34 YE...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:08:00 GMT

THAT FUCKING KANYE WEST CONCERT

MAN I REMEBER WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND I GOT AN INCREDIBLE HULK CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! I WAS HAPPY ENOUGH TO PEE ON A CHURCH VAN AND I THOUGHT NO BIRTHDAY GIFT COULD EVER TOP TH...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 23:51:00 GMT