I'm Ian, I do stuff. Though not much. I am "well-liked" and almost respected by my peers.
This is a good thing.
Pictures are fun, especially when I realise that I wear that Kid Dynamite shirt ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Laughing. Dancing. Writing (kikizo.com and hecklerspray.com, fact fans). Being self-righteous.
Those free of pretension and prejudice
Those that like a few drinks
Those that don't mind dancing like a wanker for a few cheap laughs
Those that are capable of wit and intelligent swearing.
Anyone capable of making a video as incredible as this:
Seriously. 25 seconds in I thought I was going to have a heart attack from combination cute-o-funny.
Anything played with passion, balls and a sense of fun. I like music, not image. Also all music has become null and void: A Wilhelm Scream are back.
A fair few.
The Wire. Seriously, if you never watch anything else in your life, invest some time into this. It's the single most thought-provoking, intelligent and fucking GOOD show that has ever existed. Shove your CSI moron-fodder up your arse.
Slaughterhouse Five. Cheers for dying Kurt, selfish bastard. Also: some more.
Derek & Clive, Jose Mourinho, Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer, Stewart Lee & Richard Herring, Jon Snow,Charlie Brooker, Kurt Vonnegut, Kim Kallstrom, many more.