I was born in a small town in Portugal, set in a valley next to a river the romans used to call Lethes (from the latin: forgetfulness). It was idyllic and also very boring.
At age 18 I was shipped off to Porto for my higher education. Playing cards and getting drunk taught me a lot, but the faculty insisted on flunking me. So two years later I switched over to another major - Journalism. I thought it would be closer to my heart, but to my infinite sadness I realised I HAD NO HEART.
Currently trying to invent a new lifestyle for myself. Burning bridges and tearing old clothes and all that.