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Maestro

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm more fun than a barrel full of hookers.

My Interests

I like: my wife and kids, fishing, boating, my truck, and killing things with fur or feathers.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not a douche bag.

Music:

Most of it.

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Animal House, Van Wilder, Old School, any damn thing with Will Farrell, ALL of the Rockies, any good scary movie ever, any movie with Boobies.

Television:

Lost, Survivor, SNL, News, HGTV and DIY (I own a house, I'm allowed. Really, it's not gay if you own a house.)

Books:

Great for making you look smart.

Heroes:

Audie Murphy (any CMH recipient for that matter), Melissa for putting up with me.