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Matt

About Me

i come from a small town that no-one's heard of and now live in a massive city where everyone seems to be constantly walking slowly up and down the streets.i play guitar and wail for lost times and make films when i can... i enjoy surrealism in every day life.Once when i was young i jumped onto an old mini-seat (mini as in the car) and catapulted myself through the perspex panelling of a door. i still bear a scar on my chin although it's now usually 'neath a rubbish beard.i lived on the moon for a short while and recorded 6 studio albums with a group of local inhabitants. EMI and Universal refused to release them as they were deemed "geological".i have a burn on my shoulder that has been getting more and more lost as my shoulder grows. it didn't hurt because i don't remember it happening; i was less than a year old so i wouldn't have even said "oh shit!" or something of that nature.I once taught a bear how to fly a microlyte, but alas that ended in tragedy and i don't like talking about it, unless i'm really drunk.I quite like tuna and sweetcorn (together or apart). the texture of moss intrigues me and i find the sound of rain pleasant. i really do not like the sound of a nasal falsetto singing voice or when people talk-sing (i don't mean rapping, i think rapping's alright).i have never been to portugal or brighton. among others.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

david lynch, trey parker & matt stone, a parallel-universe version of myself.

My Blog

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