Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out |
I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other ...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST |
My Birthday Wishes |
I have always enjoyed birthdays. Sometimes my own are very important and sometimes not at all. It really depends on the year, what's going on, and so on. Its great when people surpri...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST |
today was a suck, but it got much better |
I sat in training for hours, in meetings for more hours, ate lunch with a bore, and then left.The I had a chat with a friend about why I wanted to put my face between her knees:5:07theres a reason the...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:13:00 PST |
A Treatice on Legs |
What is it about legs that are so sexy and fascinating? Its a good question that I ask myself.
The short answer? In between them is the golden chalice most men strive for.
The long answer ...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST |
Bombing the Vatican |
OK so I was reading an article on The Guardian about how the US is actively pursuing outer space weapons. Great. Anyhow, the article also states that it would be in violation of The Outer Space Treaty...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST |
An Open Letter to People Who Oppose Gay Marriage and the like... |
Dear Fellow Fundamentalist Christians,Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constit...
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST |
How to Make Love to Your Couch, Accidentally |
Prerequisites:
1. One worn and soft, cheap and comfortable leather couch. The expensive ones have better, thicker leather and takes a long time (perhaps generations) to really get soft and pliable.
2....
Posted by Dr. Strangeclown on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST |
