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About Me

Same crap as most other college students, I work, I go to school, and I drink (probably more than I should). That is pretty much it...oh I forgot to mention, I have an amazing ability to relate everything to sex, it's a pretty impresive talent!!!! So if you don't have an open sense of humor, you will probably not like being around me, but if you can tolerate me for a while, you will get used to my sense of humor, and will appreciate it much more. So now, that is pretty much it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anybody...and...your mom

Music:

I like a lot of types aof music, but for the most part, the harder the better

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Predator, Dumb and Dumber, The Beastmaster

My Blog

Again, I ask, How have i never been arrested?

I'll post this here too, just incase you are interested in my uneventful life, and happened to miss my bulliten. Well, I guess that this time the difference is that i have an answer, it is becasue ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how have i never been arrested?

The plan for saturday night was to just hang out at home and not do much, just watch some tv, maybe play some ping-pong, nothing too exciting. Becasue after the hectic night before of the mullet wig ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

people and pain

So last night as i was sitting at home watching "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" when I got to thinking about why is it that other peoples pain is so funny to us, is it simply becasue it didn't ha...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST