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Rob

M' belt helps m'keep m'pants on!

About Me

BEEP BOP BOOP BEEP You wanna know a secret? I wet the bed. Nah, I'm just kidding. I only wet other people's beds, and only when they do something wrong. Aggressive urination can teach lessons. So, I play basketball, I draw, I play bass guitar, I hang out with my girlfriend Melissa, I try to be nice. Umm, hey, you should just read my "interests" thingy. Plus, I make a mean PB&J sandwich.

My Interests

I'm really into comic books and their characters (especially Batman) and all the various other media outlets involved with them. The big comic book movie boom right now is great. I studied to learn to draw as well as I can and move toward a career in comic book art, animation, movie concept art, or something that involves me drawing characters. Now that I've graduated I need to go out and get into that job market. I'm also a fledgling film actor, thanks to my buddy, director Nick Gyeney. Lots of fun doing that.I love basketball: playing, watching, whatever. I like sports and athletic activity all around. I'm big into my music, too. I play bass guitar. Even though my picture shows me playing a guitar, I don't really know how to play a six-string.I love just hanging out and not having to do anything. Summer is great.

I'd like to meet:

First of all, your mom. As far as real people, uh, I don't know. Whenever I meet people who I sort of look up to (like members of bands I listen to), I never really have anything to say. I don't want to be some fan boy who's just like "Huh, huh. Uh, yeah, that was great. You're cool." I should meet a comic book artist or an animator, because I'm guessing a lot of them would be nerdy types eager to engage like minds in conversation. Now here's a band I like... width="425" height="350" .. Candiria - Without Water.. width="425" height="350" .. Hot Water Music - Paper ThinHelmet - Biscuits for Smut

Music:

I listen to all kinds of rock, but heavily on the heavy side of things. Aside from all the Metal, I like hip-hop (especially real spacey stuff or stuff with real instruments), and jazz; I guess what you would call Free Jazz. I don't know a lot of jazz, but I'd like to get acquainted with more. Here's a list: Deftones, Weezer, At the Drive-In, Hot Water Music, 311, Helmet, Mastodon, Mos Def, Candiria, Soundgarden, Cannibal Ox, Fugazi, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Refused, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Stone Temple Pilots, Norma Jean, Poison the Well, Vince Guaraldi, Kaki King, Akimbo, Aesop Rock, Thin Lizzy, Metallica, Cave-In, Queens of the Stone Age, Glassjaw, Thursday, Far, Hella, Grade, Outkast, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Marvin Gaye, Melt Banana, Schoolyard Heroes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rentals, George Thorogood, Boston, Billy Talent, Danny Elfman, John Coltrane, Van Halen, Bush, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, James Brown, High On Fire, Burnt by the Sun, Rocket from the Crypt, Cream, The Dillinger Escape Plan, El-P, Rival Schools, Quicksand, The Anniversary, Prince, Tchaikovsky, The Melvins, Against Me!... ------------------------ My Top 22 Albums (10 is just too exclusive) ------(1. Weezer – Weezer (The Blue Album) (2. Deftones – Around the Fur (3. At the Drive-In – Relationship of Command (4. Deftones – The White Pony (5. Weezer – Pinkerton (6. 311 – Soundsystem (7. Queens of the Stone Age – Songs for the Deaf (8. Soundgarden – Superunknown (9. 311 – 311 (the Blue Album) (10. Rage Against the Machine – Evil Empire (11. Refused – The Shape of Punk to Come (12. Cannibal Ox – The Cold Vein (13. Beastie Boys – Check Your Head (14. Helmet – Betty (15. Beastie Boys – Ill Communication (16. Candiria – 300 Percent Density (17. Mastodon – Leviathan (18. Mastodon – Remission (19. Mos Def – Black on Both Sides (20. Metallica – And Justice for All (21. Stone Temple Pilots – Purple (22. Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters

Movies:

Batman Begins, Jurassic Park, Batman, Terminator 2, Edward Scissorhands, Spider-man 2, Forrest Gump, Wet Hot American Summer, Batman Returns, Predator, Office Space, The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, the Star Wars movies (of course, especially The Empire Strikes Back), Ghostbusters, Transformers: The Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future trilogy, Pinnochio, Indiana Jones (hell, anything by Spielberg), Dirty Work, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Empire of the Sun, Insomnia, American Psycho, LoTR trilogy, Desperado, High Fidelity, Minority Report, Road to Perdition, The Incredibles, Cinderella Man, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Amelie, The Iron Giant, Superman Returns, The Bear, City of Lost Children, The Warriors, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Crash, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Fantasia.. width="425" height="350" ..Here is a movie that I made with three other homies in school.

Television:

Batman: the Animated Series and The Simpsons are like my top two shows of all time. Also: The X-Files, Family Guy, Ninja Turtles, South Park, Freaks & Geeks, old cartoons like Popeye and Looney Toons/Merry Melodies, and any NBA basketball games on TV. Oh, and I almost forgot frickin' Conan O'Brien. That's a great one. Also SNL, particularly the mid-'90's troupe, and The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.

Books:

I don't read a lot of books, but Jurassic Park is the best book-reading experience I've ever had. I also liked the Redwall books when I was younger and I've enjoyed the Kurt Vonnegut books that I've read. Oh, yeah, the Tolkien books were great too. I read more comic books/graphic novels. Really, mostly just Batman stuff. The Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween, Dark Victory, Batman: Year One, Robin: Year One, Batman: Black & White.Also, Conan with art by Cary Nord & Thomas Yeates Tim Sale (the black & white picture up there) rules

Heroes:

Batman!!!!!!!!!!!! Also King Kong, Marty McFly, Leonardo (the turtle, not the artist), and Tom Smykowski

My Blog

The Kings of Thrash Metal Are Back

In case anyone was unaware, the new Metallica album, "Death Magnetic", effing rules.  They've found a way to kick major ass again, and it's a real joy to experience.  It just feels good to g...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:16:00 PST

The Dark Knight

First off, if you haven't seen it yet, what are you doing sitting at your computer? Go see it!! Okay, SPOILER ALERT!!! Do not read if you haven't seen the movie.So, 5 stars, Grade A, 9 out of 10. ...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:17:00 PST

Celtic Pride

Dude, I am very happy right now.  Celts up 3-1, Game 3 was amazing.  I should preface:  Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett have been my favorite players for quite a while now, so when the trad...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

Monkey Sandwiches

I'll try to make this quick because my computer is all messed up and has been spontaneously shutting off or restarting or some crap for the last month or so.Melissa and Sean and I moved into a new pla...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:31:00 PST

Top 100 Songs

So Sean and Kyle and I decided a couple months ago that we should each compile a Top 100 Songs list. Personal favorites. Well, here we are. Sean already posted this as a blog, but I thought I&rsquo...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:42:00 PST

Up and down weekend

So my race went pretty well.  1:46:16 was my time.  Out of roughly 480 people in the half-marathon, I was 75th overall, 57th in men, and 4th in the 20-24 age group.  Cool.  Certain...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

13.1 miles

I'm running a half-marathon in Leavenworth this weekend.  Longest race I've ever done - by more than double.  But I have run that long just on my own, I think.  I've been ramping up the...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

The NBA Playoffs

Over the past few weeks, about 90% of any TV I've been watching has been the playoffs.  It's been an interesting session for me, as I have no real favorites or hated enemies.  Well, the fuck...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

They've been out of my focus for a long time, but they're back.  The new movie has brought up a resurgence of Turtle Mania for Sean and Me.  I've brought out my old action figures and have t...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

Work, movies, music, suckiness, and awesomeness

In the last couple of months I've gotten a job, watched a lot of movies, frozen, been without power for a total of about 8 & 1/2 days, and gotten another job.So yeah, I worked for UPS for about a mont...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST