Hello. My name is Ricky (if you're my friend), Ric (if you are in my demographic, but I haven't met you yet), Richard (if I work with you, or you are old), Richie (if I work with you and you are mocking me). It's possible that I may have identity issues...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ricky (or Richard, if you prefer)
Birthday: 18th January
Birthplace: Liverpool
Current Location: Liverpool, I've gone far in the world
Eye Color: Blue/Green/Grey. I think.
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6' dead on
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, of course. Lefties are lame
Your Heritage: English heritage? Like castles and stonehenge etc?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: Self-confidence and Strongbow
Your Fears: Spiders, Bees/Wasps and seeing any of my friends without clothes (again)
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham & Mushroom of course
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Passing my second set of ACA exams
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yo yo, good good or indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh f*ck, is it a weekday? or Did I do anything stupid last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm, my eyes maybe?
Your Bedtime: I try to go to bed before eleven on weekdays but weekends are another matter...
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss uni, it was ace. Also, how everything was much easier in 6th form, retrospectively anyway
Pepsi or Coke: These days, pepsi I guess. Neither with spirits though, yuk!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK - burgers, McDo - chips
Single or Group Dates: I dont think I've ever been on a date. Is a group date like a gang-bang?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea is ming, nestea sounds nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: I presume this is ice-cream. Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. Cup of tea all the way!
Do you Smoke: Nope, and neither will anyone else near me soon. Sweet
Do you Swear: Far too much. Sh*t, f*ck, p*ss
Do you Sing: Badly, yes
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesnt? Weirdos
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: It's a nice break from work, but usually means exams are looming, which is clearly a bad thing
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps at some point in the future
Do you belive in yourself: Belive? I guess I believe in myself. More so than elves and pixies anyway
Do you get Motion Sickness: I did in Oz, on a smallish boat. Bleurgh!
Do you think you are Attractive: Physically, not really. In every other way, I guess I'm not bad
Are you a Health Freak: Ha ha, no. Exercise and good diet are not my friends
Do you get along with your Parents: Always have and always will
Do you like Thunderstorms: I dont mind if I'm inside! If I was in a field playing golf, it would be a different story
Do you play an Instrument: I started playing guitar 5 years ago. I stopped 3 years ago. Poor
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Plenty, mostly Strongbow. Although I could really go a Snakie B right now
In the past month have you Smoked: Passively, yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I dont think I ever have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The only one I used to frequent was the Trafford Centre, and I'm not going back there unless I have to, for obvious reasons
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I dont really eat boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cooked, yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Erm
In the past month have you been Dumped: Way to rub it in! No it was a few months ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nobody needs to see that!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I guess I stole this form from someone else's page
Ever been Drunk: Only at weekends. And days off
Ever been called a Tease: Ha ha, once at uni, but that's another story entirely
Ever been Beaten up: Hmmm yes. Never thrown a punch myself though
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, Im a good wittle boy :)
How do you want to Die: Eating a pizza, drinking a pint and watching Everton win the league
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Either a qualified chartered accountant or Natalie Portman's mirror
What country would you most like to Visit: America! F*ck yeah!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue (or brown)
Favourite Hair Color: Brown (or blonde) It's all circumstantial
Short or Long Hair: Long always, short hair is for boys
Height: Short. I like girls to be shorter than me, tall girls scare me
Weight: Not bothered. But if Vanessa Feltz asked me out, I'd say no
Best Clothing Style: Some combination of kooky, rocky, trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: What? Like in pills or joint? Drugs are bad, m'kay.
Number of CDs I own: Around 100 I guess. DVDs about 80 odd
Number of Piercings: Zero, I dont like pain.
Number of Tattoos: Zero, I dont like pain. Or anchors
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I could use that trite line about never regretting and "learning from everything" but that's b*llocks. I regret stuff all the time, mainly about stuff I did or didnt do. But I dont worry in the long run
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