About Me
My name is Tim Gunn.
I was named after some man on TV.
My mom has told me that he was very hot.
So it's kind of creepy that she named me after him.
My best friend in Santino, the fish.
Who, also, happens to be from that show.
I do not enjoy swimming, but it is the only life I will ever know.
I'm very greedy, and eat all of the food before Santino gets to it.
I poop a lot.
Wardley's goldfish flakes are my favorite food.
I eat them for every meal.
I come from a long line of Black Moor Goldfish, but I am not actually black.
I am bronze, and I do not know why.
