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Vanessa

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About Me

I am a small town girl with big city dreams. I am a funeral director and embalmer, a female one at that. Its a very enjoyable profession if you can get over the small minded older generation that is prejudice against females in a male dominated profession and the age factor. I am a total dork, I looooove sarcasim and those that get it and are not offended by it. I am also a big fan of quick wit. I have a boyfriend, been together for 2 1/2 years . We are total opposites, I thought we were very disfunctional and noncompatible until we started watching My Fair Brady. They have the EXACT same relationship we have. Minus the celeb status and the money. It is very difficult to write "about me" and not make it sound like a personals ad...so on to the next step.

My Interests

I love to shop. COACH especially. Drinking beer and sports bars. GREY GOOSE is my poison. Gotta love college football, I'm a BUCKEYE and a huge NASCAR fan, Go Tony!. Cats are a plus, & Chanel, Gotta have Ralph Lauren also! orange_cat_2.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video

I'd like to meet:

If we are talking about famous people I would like to meet..OMG. Can't really answer that one right now. Sen. Barack Obama I would say. That man is so intelligent, Im not REAL political, but I know an educated man when I hear one. He has a great head on his shoulders. And of course, the great God of Ohio....Jim Tressel, he is fabulous! Last but not least. my all time hunka hunka burning love Tony Stewart. Someday we'll be together, he just doesn't know it yet. LOL

Music:

I am a parrothead...a true Buffet fan all the way!!! I love most classic rock, Allman brothers especially. Im also a huge fan of ColdPlay & Kanye West He is amazingly talented. Almost everything Pharrell and Jay-Z puts out I grab onto also.

Movies:

Anything Quentin Tarantino is involved with. He is an extreme mastermind behind films. Except Hostel, were all the boobs in the first 25 minutes necessary? If I wanted to see boobs I would take a shower. Devils Rejects is a great flick as well & Napoleon Dynamite is an all time fav as well src="http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s170/vrod1979/funera l.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"

Television:

Love those Reality shows!!! LAGUNA BEACH, I know I should be over that by now, but I am really hooked! Celebrity Fit Club, SPORTSCENTER, PTI and basically anything mtv shows, within reason. I am also a fan of HGTV. sad mixture isn't it?

Books:

Davinci Code of Course!

Heroes:

Anyone that has done anything to change another persons life. All of those dedicated to find a cure for cancer. GOD and of course, my mother

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Posted by Embalma Mama on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST