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Dave

About Me

I'm Monetarily Retarded!...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SpongeBobSquarePants,Abby Winters,Oprah,Bevis,Don King,My Gardian Angel(so I can punch it in the face),Chef Boyardee,Alton Brown,Mike Rowe,Mr.Bubble,Mr.Clean,Mayor McCheese,PeeWee Herman,Ashley but not Mary-Kate,Hugh Heffner,Gwar,Jenna Jameson,Maury,Mr.Goodwrench,Mrs.Butterworths,Pat McCurdy,Alister Crowley,Yo Mamma,The Great Pumpkin,Steve o,Monica Lewinski,Sue Johanson,CarrotTop.

My Blog

Dead at age 27

      Dead at age 27! Chris Bell (Big Star): car crash D. Boon (Minutemen): car crash Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): suicide Nick Drake: suicide (may have been 26; not sure) Les Harvey (Stone the Crows): Elec...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:36:00 GMT

The Best Video! Ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:47:00 GMT

Who knew that Ozzy was smart?

Ozzy Osbourne summed it up when he said that "if you want to be different, dont get a tattoo because everyone has them!"
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:53:00 GMT

BombFire..Urban Dictonary!

1. BombFireWhat stupid people say that don't know it's spelled or pronounced BONFIRE!
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:18:00 GMT

Everyday Normal Guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:06:00 GMT

Stuff to do when you are bored!

           Blow on a beer bottle.... Laugh out loud ....Learn how to fake an accent ....Make a humorous crank phone call ....Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message.... Play Dead ....Play...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:59:00 GMT