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Synesthesia

The clouds will part and God Himself will reach His fucking arm through just to push you down, just

About Me

Jim Morrison said it best: "I don’t know how many of you people believe in astrology, I am a Sagittarius; the most philosophical of all the signs. But anyway, I don’t believe in it. I think it’s a bunch of bullshit…myself. But I’ll tell ya this man, I’ll tell ya this…I don’t know what’s gonna happen man but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"
Flat Buns I like flat buns. Flat buns I like flat buns.
Galileo Galileo the world is flat
but not as flat as my shorties back!
I like 'em really hot. I like 'em really flat.
I like 'em when they're just like a pancake stack!
If her butt is bony she got it going on
I think I saw her on flatbuns dot com.
Flatter makes a better rear.
Stand sideways girl and you disappear!
Flat Buns I like flat buns. Flat buns I like flat buns.
Well we are the itty bitty booty committee
on a one way bus to flat buns city.
Got no hiney I call you your highness
in anatomy class you got a butt minus!
Flat Buns I like flat buns. Flat buns I like flat buns.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Birthdate: December 2
Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your life.The 2 is a very social number allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.You are more prone than most to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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My Interests

"Here's to the nights i barely remember with the friends I'll never forget!" - moi / apparently ceci for some reason. i still don't believe you
"You're opinionated" - Osiris
Santa cerveza que estas en el hielo, tan refrescante suena tu nombre, venga a nosotros tu efecto, hágase tu voluntad en la mesa como en el suelo, danos hoy nuestra borrachera de cada día, perdona nuestras mezclas como nosotros perdonamos a los meseros, no nos dejes caer en la cruda y líbranos de los policías, salud.
The act of writing requires a constant plunging back into the shadow of the past where time hovers ghostlike.
-Ralph Ellison

I'd like to meet:

Circus midgets, people that will help me lead a coalition to bring back crystal clear pepsi, the people who said i make too much money to get FAFSA so i can bitch slap them silly, michael bolton so i can bitch slap him silly, someone who actually saw GIGLI, anyone that owns a micro/macro/gynormous brewery, people that hate talentless emo bands as much as i do, Meatloaf so he can tell me what he won't do for love, and someone who can drive me home when i can't.

Music:

THE CURE, PORCUPINE TREE, THE DOORS, TEARS FOR FEARS, JOY DIVISION, NICK CAVE and THE BAD SEEDS, MASSIVE ATTACK, PEEPING TOM, !!! , Gnarls Barkley, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Billie Holiday, Duke Ellington, Morrissey, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Skinny Puppy, Meshuggah, Slayer, Pantera, The Mars Volta, Opeth, Fear Factory, Stone Temple Pilots, Killswitch Engage, VAST, Sublime, Modest Mouse, Dave Matthews Band, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, (old)Static-X (minus the pedophile), DREDG, DevilDriver, LostProphets, (old)Metallica, At The Drive In, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Incubus, Tomahawk, Faith No More, Queens of the Stone Age, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Tool, U2, 311, Filter, Stabbing Westward,(old)Korn, Deftones, Mana, La Ley, Molotov, Jumbo, Gipsy Kings, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Coldplay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus, The Killers, Mastodon, Lenny Kravitz, Cafe Tacuba, PHIL COLLINS, The Apex Theory, The Postal Service, Dry Kill Logic, Taproot, Sepultura, Soulfly, Snot, Deep Purple, PINK FLOYD, Deal by Dusk, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, PUYA, The Subterannean Jack, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, Weezer, System of a Down, Danzig, Jane's Addiction, Sparta, Chevelle, Rise Against, Muse, Jack Johnson, The Bravery, Social Distortion, In Flames, Eagles of Death Metal, Desert Sessions, Collective Soul, Dream Theater, The Cult, Bjork, Sade, BOB MARLEY, Nevermore, Anthrax, Alien Ant Farm, Ascension of the Watchers, Black Label Society, Buena Vista Social Club, Corrosion of Conformity, Down, Pressure 4-5, Powerman 5000, K.M.F.D.M, Blind Melon, Gorillaz, Gwar, Ocean Machine, The Devin Townsend Band,+ so much more!

Movies:

Die Hard 1-3, DR. STRANGELOVE, CRASH, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Motorcycle Diaries, Terminator 1-3, Girl Next Door, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol. 1-2, Before Sunrise, Box of Moonlight, Old School, Animal House, Van Wilder, Road Trip, Euro Trip, Casablanca, The Graduate, MEMENTO, Enemy At the Gates, Y Tu Mama Tambien, 21 Grams, Desperado, The Last Samurai, STRANGE DAYS, American Splendor, THE WALL, Empire Records, (The Original) Planet of the Apes Anthology, Star Wars Trilogy (before George Lucas fucked it up), Heist, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Be Cool, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, Boondock Saints, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Porkys, The Breakfast Club, Charlie Chaplin's City of Lights, Fight Club, Matchstick Men, A Night at the Roxbury, The Italian Job, Detroit Rock City (cause according to Matt, its the best fucking movie ever!), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Once Were Warriors, Dazed and Confused, Trainspotting, Batman 1 &2, All the Supermans, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, 50 First Dates, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, Along Came Polly, Dodgeball, Super Troopers, Secret Window, Blow, Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Roger and Me, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Collateral, Kingergarten Cop, Twins, Oceans 11 & 12, Psycho, Notorious, The Birds, Spellbound, Color of Night, Snatch, Original Sin, Gia, Girl Interrupted, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, The End of the Affair, Boogie Nights, Jurassic Park, Closer, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, That movie I made with your mom.

Television:

Forensic Files, VH1 Classic (for those mornings when I'm too drunk to function. besides, REO Speedwagon mullets make me feel all warm inside). Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Wonder Showzen, Parker Lewis Can't Lose,Anything on the Food Network ( minus that barefoot Cantessa show,Your Mom.

Books:

The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Lullaby, Diary, Open Veins of Latin America, Bluest Eye, Animal Farm, the acclaimed novel which was adapted to a screenplay which became the movie i made with your mom.

Heroes:

JOHN McCLAINE, Edgar Allan Poe, Burton C. Bell, Chuck Palahniuk, Steven Wilson, Maynard James Keenan, Robert Smith, Devin Townsend, Mike Patton, Carlos Ugalde (the crazy communist), Diego Rivera, Toni Morrison, and Frida Kahlo. your mom (wow, this is getting old....gratuitous colin's mom joke), MITCH HEDBERG! my favorite comedian ever, RIP, Oscar Romero (despite the fact I'm not that religious), Brett Favre (trying living through all the shit he's been through the past 2 years, and you'll see why this goes beyond my Packerphilia) Nick Cave, Charles Bukowski, SALVADOR DALI, Mark @ the Whiskey Bend, and anyone who was ever misguided enough to believe in my abilities

My Blog

Magic Castle

So Saturday was shaping up to be a very bad day. I walked in and about 8 hours worth of work needed to get done in 5. I had plans to go out with Colin to the Queen Mary adn see Instinct play. Mike fro...
Posted by Synesthesia on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST

Third article out today!!

Mudhoney / The Melvins concert review is my third article. its out today!Next up:Serj Tankian at the Avalon on Oct. 27 That should be in November's issue. rock!...
Posted by Synesthesia on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST

Let’s go grocery shopping with the bags under my eyes!

Well, its only Tuesday, but it already feels like a whole week's worth of shit has gone by. I hate only getting 4-5 hours of sleep a night. Its also pretty pathetic when getting 7 hours of sleep is co...
Posted by Synesthesia on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

A Night at the Largo

So today was one hell of a day. My journalism law teacher canceled class today for Rosh Hasanah (sp?) so I decided to not go to school altogether. Slept in till around 1pm. Didn't really do anything t...
Posted by Synesthesia on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST

2nd article was published today

yay! it was published today. They have yet to make a link to it so it appears online, but you can view the PDF file of the issue in case you can't pick it up. Blaxmyth Interview scroll down to page 2...
Posted by Synesthesia on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

Das link

So now that I finally figured out the link to the first article...here it is!Pigeon John article (August 8, 2007)link to the second one coming out next week will be up here next Wednesday night. ...
Posted by Synesthesia on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

I'm going to THE CURE!

I have finally been redeemed in this life. my favoritest band EVER and I'm finally gonna see them. it'll be just like heven inbetween days while i wait. /end geek transmission
Posted by Synesthesia on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

Conflicting Joys

So THE CURE's gonna play San Francisco on October 6. I'm leaving for Green Bay October 5-October 8. A tear is welling up in my eyes. Aww, its no big deal...its not like I've been waiting four agonizin...
Posted by Synesthesia on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:34:00 PST

Its Official! I'm going to Green Bay!

Sunday, Ocotber 7, 2007Green Bay Packers v. Chicago BearsBooked the flight:Friday, October 5, 2007 - Monday, October 8, 2007*** Mama, I'm Coming Home is playing in the background ***...
Posted by Synesthesia on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:50:00 PST

UPDATE: im so pissed right now

last night i was so bored i got a bottle of rum and downed the entire thing. i kept drinking till about 5am and took a short nap. i over slept by two hours so i just rolled outta bed and did 85 down t...
Posted by Synesthesia on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST