The Capital Asset Pricing Model. Polishing my TI-82. Organizing my sock drawer. Journaling with Philip the Bear. Randomly spacing my candles. Ironing my work shirts at 8:10pm. People watching at the Starbucks on Union n' Laguna. Calculating wave intervals at the beach. Smiling at freckled girls with glasses. Finishing a boring book. Sailing the seven seas vicariously. Purchasing Cafe Chip Gelato. Categorizing receipts. Sunny Sunday drives with Madison. Conversatin' with properly polite southern girls from 'Bama. Eavesdropping on Marina gossip at Peet's on Polk.
Hum, I'd like to meet an intelligent girl with cool style and nice hair; those are three musts. Maybe a girl with glasses. I like smart girls that can actually have an intellectual conversation without telling me that inflammation is the reason her blonde highlights cost more. I like good girls; you know, the ones that haven’t been around the block more than the ice cream man. I don’t like my Ben & Jerry’s to be tasted by every kid on the block. PLEASE don't brag to me that you're a model.There's a good chance you're a "model" because the guy taking your picture is making money off of you. I'm sure making your portfolio is expensive and that nice photographer will help you do that, out of the generosity of his/her heart, for a small fee. You're a revenue stream, not the next cover of Cosmo. That being said, I don't expect to find, nor am I seeking, an intelligent non-model with cool hair via MySpace. Thanks & good luck. Old friend? My AIM is FourZeroOne.
I'm from Seattle, got it?
I like to watch: Mike Rowe do something disgusting, Meredith sleep around instead of sticking with Derek, Construction of the Three Gorges Damn, Sean and Christian perform plastic surgery, E screw things up with ultra-goddess Sloan, Stabler & Benson beat up pedophiles and college football in HD.
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe.. Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched.. And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu Tang Clan tears it up.