Erk - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm actually starting to get a little nervous knowing everyone and their mother has a myspace now.. are my pictures good enough??! do I say who i really am!? Is my html correct?!?! But I'm not going to update it every 10 minutes so you'll have to deal with what I put here and if you want to know more, you can ask.
I'm Erk. I like having a good time, I like games, but i hate playing emotional games. I don't trust people til i really get to know them and if you do something stupid (lie, cheat, steal) you lose my respect. I really dislike it when people say they're going to call you and then don't. If you have other plans, that's TOTALLY FINE!!! just call me and tell me that so I'm not wasting time waiting on you.
I like doing stupid things that might make me seem like i'm still 16 years old, but I'm having fun so I guess if you don't like it, that's your problem. I can also carry on a conversation and enjoy talking about things that matter. Then again I like to make up stories.. so who knows what direction I'm coming from.
I'm a Buffy the vampire slayer Fan, I collect the ACTION FIGURES from the show. I'm addicted to little fun games you find on the internet. Lets see, I think i'm a good person/friend. I don't like being crossed and I have been called vicious when you screw me over. So... don't! Otherwise I'm loyal to friends and family. la la la..
I like to buy things i don't need, like motorized skateboards, 11 pairs of shoes (all the same brand, just different colors) But basically i just like to have fun, cause what's the point if you can't have fun.
weezer, Buffy, strong bad, someone who can take a joke, good music = thumbs up!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU! unless you're one or more of the following:
1. a murderer or planning on being one, or just dabbling at the thought of being one.
2. Insane. I know this is a difficult one because crazy people don't know they're crazy.. It's okay if you're goofy, but no one certifiable.
3. If I tease you and you get the urge to throw a nacho with cheese oozing off it into my hair.. you need not apply. Same goes to those who throw board games up in the air and have shit fits.
4. The following characters: bully, asshole, stuck up, self-centered, drama queen, completely thoughtless, superficial, sociopath, pyschopath, stalker, super conservative that won't shut up about your views, pothead, drunk, boozehound, drug user.
5. Someone who can't deal with me just being me.

My Blog

I just remembered a good story

That super annoying last snowfall we got was a pain. I had to help 3 cars get unstuck from the snow. One was my sister trying to get out of the driveway. Another was some dumba...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:28:00 GMT

Minnie

Well, I didn't think it would happen so soon after my grandfather died. Saturday is my grandma's funeral. I just know it's going to be worse. I had to go and dye my fucking hair.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:49:00 GMT

John

my grandpa died today. I don't know what to say right now, and i wouldn't say it in myspace if i did. I just wanted to post this because I don't want to go around calling any more people.&...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 17:56:00 GMT

For Peace of Mind

I went to my OBGYN on Monday, which my brother wants me to refer to just as "a doctor appointment" But ladies, getting a pap smear is very important. I wanted to make this blog...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:10:00 GMT

That Itching Feeling You Have...

That would be syphilis.Actually, syphilis doesn't itch, although you eventually get a skin rash that might look itchy. You know, just incase anyone reading this has any uncertainty.Speaking of t...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:24:00 GMT

Poor Little Guy..

My Very Eager Mother Served Us Nothing!Why is that? Because Pluto is no longer a planet! Oh wait, it's now referred to as a Dwarf Planet. I think that's totally unfair! It's a ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:42:00 GMT

Shark Week, Electricity and World Peace having Pizza/Cake Parties!

I was electrocuted yesterday. It was an odd experience. I wouldn't say that it hurt, but it definitely didn't feel right. I felt the current shoot through my hand and up my arm. ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:44:00 GMT

Convenience Charge.

I just paid 72 dollars in convenience charges for concert tickets today.How is it convenience? First, let's look at what the definition of convenience is, maybe to better understand how it's con...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:20:00 GMT

Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in

Last week i had the strangest dreamWhere everything was exactly how it seemedyeah, then i woke up and people suck.What ever happened to treating people the way you want to be treated? Cause appa...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:09:00 GMT

The full diagnosis and much, MUCH more!

got sick last sunday ... i thought maybe it was just allergies, since everyone is saying it's the worst allergy season in about 15 years. (everybody meaning my allergist and the ladies who give me my ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 21:04:00 GMT