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Andrew

teamronhill

About Me

Member of Team Ron Hill, an elite level pub quiz, cricket 6-a-side and football 6-a-side team established in 2004. We have achieved all our results without taking any performance enhancing drugs whatsoever. In fact, quite the opposite, as we have at least three members of the team who are borderline alcoholics and one who is usually smacked off his tits.
You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch


94%

Preppy Girl


69%

Slut


69%

Athletic Tomboy


50%

Nerdy Girl


44%

Loser


13%

Hippy


6%

Goth


0%
What type of girl are you?!!
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You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


67%

Borderline Personality Disorder


67%

Eating Disorders


58%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


33%

Unipolar Depression


25%

Schizophrenia


0%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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You scored as youre pretty hott!. youre pretty hott! guys seem to like you, and you often find them lookin at your butt!

youre pretty hott!


71%

...call me!


68%

it could be worse...


14%

aahhh!! Micheal Jackson ugly


0%
are u a hottie? (girls only)
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You scored as you are probably pregnant (go to your doctor or take a pregnancy test).

you are probably pregnant (go to your doctor or take a pregnancy test)


66%

you might be (inbetween yes and no- you have half symptoms-check)


50%

no, probably not pregnant


34%
Am I pregnant? (this is a 95% accurate quiz- take after only atleast 3 weeks after sex)
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My Interests

Spreading the word of Team Ron Hill, being argumentative, gaying it up on the dancefloor and occasionally venturing into the world of petty theft and sabotage

I'd like to meet:

Batman.

Music:


Queens of the Stone Age, Mastodon, Kyuss, We Are Scientists, Alkaline Trio, Johnny Cash, Soundgarden, The Music, Daft Punk, EPMD, Beatnuts, Duran Duran, Metallica, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Living End, MOP, Eagles of Death Metal, Brand New, Hot Action Cop,Rage Against The Machine, Terrorvision, Death in Vegas

Movies:

Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Batman Begins, Heat, Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Get Shorty, Anchorman, Old School, Back to the Future, Dodgeball, High School High, Once Upon a Time in America, The Hard Way, Terminator, Days of Thunder, Mean Girls, The Departed, Talledega Nights, Blades of Glory

Television:

Scrubs, Scrubs and more Scrubs

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue and an assortment of shite sports autobiographies

My Blog

My Big Bad Bitchin Bank Holiday Weekend.

This bank holiday weekend I have been mostly& Finding out the hard way that J-Lo's shorts have a hole in the crotch and he doesn't wear boxers. Letting Barton suck my finger after inadvertently scra...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

Field of (Bad) Dreams

Kett's been working on his Cristiano Ronaldo technique of striking the ball, it's a bit hit and miss so far with a ratio of one netbuster to every twelve wild slogs into the car park. So just like Ro...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

You don't save those...

Since the unstoppable footballing machine that is Ron Hill play so much now it's kind of pointless recording everything that happens, and to be quite frank the last few weeks have been shit, these re...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

Hampster Gold

Since Hammy's leaving sunny Leck to go and bore Americans to death with tales of breathtaking bunker shots and luxurious Scandinavian golf pants, it might be a good time to look back on some of the l...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Team Crisis: Ron Hill lose a member, literally.

"Where the fucking hell is Neal? He's fucking late for fucks sake." In a piece of news that somehow didn't make international headlines (apparently there was a shooting incident in America or somethi...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

Ron Hill Property Expert

Harry's/the idiots guide to buying a house Save a small amount of money, it doesn't have to be a lot as you are a financial wizard with a cunning plan. Find a house worthy of having you as its owner...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

El Classico

A scintillating display by Team Ron Hill Ones' saw them tear Team Ron Hill Twos' apart to reach the Sunday knock about semi final. Slim Dave curled in Ones' opener and Hindsy fired home before Glory ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

Champagne Futbol at the Stadio Marimpico

There's been a few practice outings since the last report and nothing really happened that hadn't happened before, think we've established a pattern in that every time we play footy, somebody does so...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

Soccerama at the San Maz Coliseum

The first midweek futbol of 2007, at the San Maz Coliseum for an early evening kick off, with a six-man turnout comprising only the hungriest, most dedicated members of Team Ron Hill. Although Dave a...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

Footerball 4.0

Training session the fourth, and the first to take place in entirely pleasant weather. The pitch had even been hardened up by the sun, which meant no hidden bear traps, no swamps to wade through and ...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST