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CAN I BORROW A FEELING?

I like to feel the warm spot on your chair.

About Me

My name is Chris. I'm 27 years old, i'm unemployed and i live with my parents. I play guitar. I am tough. I have muscles. My car goes fast. Lets Makeout!!! Yeah, i don't know about me.Most recently i've been called a psychopath, a dork, a geek, a wierdo, a goof, a goof ball, a dumb ass and an asshole so take your pick, i like to think that i'm all those things. I'm kind of shy but not. I'll do it tommorrow. I tend to think too much. I don't fit in. I'm too nice alot of times. Sometimes i like to make a fool of myself in public places. Sometimes i don't like to go into public places. I don't have my priorities straight. I like to be really nice and polite to the meanest, crabbiest people...because i care about them. Sometimes i don't care. I like to follow random middle aged women in stores especially if they have children with them and especially when i had my long hair and scruffy ass beard and looked like a homeless man, i was terrifying to that particular demographic and that amuses me. I don't have many friends. I like to be alone and i'm getting real good at it. I miss my doggie BISKIT. I miss BUDDY the sweetest kittie cat ever. I wanna rock. Rock!!! I want to rock.
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My Interests

i like music, i like dogs, i like baseball, i like football, sometimes i watch tv, sometimes i watch a movie, sometimes i make a tasty sandwich, i like candy, i like arbys, i like chicken fries, i like juice, i like cereal, i don't like pretzels or or pie or gum with goo inside, i like to take a nap, i like a gentle rain on a cool cloudy day, i like to cuddle. /a

I'd like to meet:

Buffallo Springfield

Music:

Norma Jean+Talking Heads+The Red Chord+Pavement+Motorhead+Deftones+Ministry+Primus+The Mars Volta+Team Sleep+Radiohead+The Black Dahlia Murder+Elton John+Genesis+Phil Collins+Soulfly+Mastodon+The Eels+The Dillinger Escape Plan+As I Lay Dying++Six Feet Under+E-40+Crowbar+The Flaming Lips+Everytime I Die+Tenacious D+Meshuggah+Manowar+"Wierd" Al Yankovic+Weezer+In Flames+Between The Buried And Me+Sade+Beck+Helmet+DevilDriver+Coal Chamber+Soundgarden+Pantera+Rage Against The Machine+Static-X+Hatebreed+Bob Seger+Dry Kill Logic+MSI+Lamb Of God+Billie Joel+Bury Your Dead+Machine Head+Alice In Chains+Nine Inch Nails+White Zombie+Tool+Tom Petty+Gwar+The Zutons+Cee-Lo+Fiona Apple+Portishead+Ol' Dirty Bastard+Johnny Cash+James Brown+INXS+Project Pat+Refused+Muddy Waters+Howlin' Wolf+Killswitch Engage+Faith No More+Missy Elliot+Steve Winwood+Testament+The Roots+The Bloodhound Gang+Timbaland+The Beatles+OTEP+Chimaira+Soul Coughing+Danzig+but mostly phil collins

Movies:

I just saw Heat. I mostly like them funny movies and them scary ones.Mostly.

Television:

Seinfeld, Most Extreme Challenge, Hells Kitchen, Alf, Mr. Belvidere

Books:

The Buttress of Windsor

Heroes:

King Kong Bundy and Brutus Beef.