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Swearword Jones

naps for everyone

About Me

Egomaniac with an inferiority complex - irreverent, sarcastic, occasionally downright mean...but mean in a loving, nurturing kind of way...pioneer in the field of "Extreme Piddling"...once turned $250k in real estate into $75 cash seemingly overnight...purveyor of bad jokes...almost prescient ability to overstate the obvious - and make it sound interesting...currently frontman for hardcore band "Requested Punishment" - which probably falls into the "light brown" metal genre...

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My Interests

Goofing off, dayreaming, making up stuff, dotting I's and crossing T's, aligning ducks neatly into rows, properly inflating my car tires, scrapbooking, carpet swatch collecting, laughing, aimless drives on overcast days with gloomy music and good coffee...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in 1950's wear...vagabonds...real hobos...friendly lunatics...reformed peace activists...wealthy people who aren't new to it...sherpas...ex-drummers of bands who later made it big...ne'er do wells...dinosaur inventors...

Music:

A wide variety from old country to jazz to 'alternative' to 'rock'...and Zamfir - Master of the Pan Flute...Cross Canadian Ragweed, Wheel of Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outstanding Mexican Cartographers, Grateful Dead, Johnny TenSpeed, Steely Dan, Townes Van Zandt, Cusshorse, The Polite Lies, James Taylor, Sloshbox, Hoodoo Gurus, Jimmy Buffet, Miles Davis, Shaking Tree, Walking on Einstein, The Rainmakers, The MissioNaries / Georgia Overdrive, The Websters, Cryin' Outloud. Female singers and singer/songwriters - Joni Mitchell, Alana Davis, Indigo Girls, Stevie Nicks, Carole King, Erykah Badu, Liz Phair, Annie Lennox. Chill music - Thievery Corporation, St. Geramain, jam bands, some country, hillbilly bluegrass, acoustic...rap or metal - not so much....and Nelly Furtado is HOT!!

Television:

One time I turned it on and ended up cowering in the corner for weeks until it overheated and turned itself off...since then I use it for a paperweight. I got a lot a papers.

Books:

Funny, most every book I own has a bookmark about 3/5 of the way through...huh...

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever questioned themselves and realized they might need to reconsider things...

My Blog

New Blog, Old Creative

Somthing I 'drafted' quite some time ago...to be read as a phone call between parties A) and B)...enjoy...and hopefully laugh some...   A) Hello? B) Hello, Mrs Hurley? A) Yes, this is Mrs. Hurley...
Posted by Swearword Jones on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

9/27/06 looking out my window

from Sat 9/9 Late afternoon looking down from high above the city's answer to Rodeo Drive - a bustling place of commerce known as the Joplin Flea Market - watching persons dressed in clothes I wo...
Posted by Swearword Jones on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

what to expect from this

Greetings and salutations from me to whomever you may be. Thought I'd drop a few quick lines about what to, or rather, what not to expect from my myspace space. (that just doesn't sound right, my...
Posted by Swearword Jones on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:52:00 PST