Loitering, time-wasting.
Other Dickheads, nob-ends, wrong-ends, twats, tossers, bullshitters, wankers, pricks, laughing stocks, cocks, wreck heads, wazzocks, junkies, weirdos.
Shirley BASSEY!!!!!!
Anything with the word 'Dick' in the title
Catchphrase, The Krypton Factor, Ready Steady Dickhead!
Manuals mainly, maps also
Debbie McGee, The Million Dollar Man.