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Ricccy B

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to anno

About Me


Myspace LayoutsHello, I'm Ric - I'd love to write something funny and cool - But I'm on myspace creating a naff profile... so anything I write would be a huge contradiction. I live under a bridge in Kingston. My only true friend is my imaginary hamster Dave. Life is good.
My myspace is mainly for random rubbish as you will see. There's stuff for the lads in the way of cracking relationship advice bloggs and there's stuff for the ladies in the way of pictures of my bum scar from a viscious shark attack whilst paddling in the thames.
I'm a fully fledged member of her majesty's gutter press (journo) working for Newsquest, talkSPORT radio and LBC radio. My Hates: Olives and mustard.
My loves: watching old women trying to reverse park. That's all there is to say. ***********************************************
Motto - Don't have regrets; Nothing ventured, nothing gained & Eatins cheatin. oh, and check out this site - very amusing
www.hornygamer.com/games/concentration.swfGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Playing sport,watching sport - especially the Toon, H'way the lads - although, we're not doing 2 well at the moment. What else... a good night out - laughing till your throat hurts, and a few shandys. I don't like rain, I do like snow... I don't Mondays, I do like Saturdays.

I'd like to meet:

Cheryl Tweedy, Shearer, and the scum sucking dog that let the air out of my bike tyres!!----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------- HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADS

   WOMEN'S ENGLISH
  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes
  3. Maybe = No
  4. We need = I want
  5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
  7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
   9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

  MEN'S ENGLISH:
  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let's have sex now
  6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
  8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
  9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
  10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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Music:

All sorts of crap. Love that song from the Citroen advert

Movies:

Comedy, action. Just watched Pirates of the Caribbean - dead man's chest. Very dissappointing. Watched Batman Begins the other night - Surprisingly good. I don't think I've ever seen Gary Oldman playing a good guy! By the way, his sister is Little Mo from Eastenders!

Television:

LOST - best show on the box. Extras. Scrubs. Match of the day. Skysports.

Books:

FHM High Street Honey's. Started well, and had a great twist at the end.

Heroes:

Arnie. The Hoff. Shearer. Flintoff. My Mum & Dad (I love you more than Kerry... remember that in your will.)

My Blog

Ric's Relationship advice - For the lads only

This is a cracking guide to keeping your woman happy - a simple set of instructions for the perfect relationship/marriage.Feel free to add you tips and advice! - When she asks...
Posted by Ricccy B on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST

ME, ME, ME!

WHAT I DO?? Well, I work in the murky world of radio journalism as a roving sports reporter and producer at talkSPORT 1089am, LBC News 1152am and ITN/IRN.   I love my sport, so the Low-light this...
Posted by Ricccy B on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

MEN'S RULES! Ladies take heed x

MEN'S RULESWe always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Crying is blackmail....
Posted by Ricccy B on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST