A FELLA IS HAVING......... |
A FELLA IS HAVING A DRINK AT THE BAR WHEN HE NOTICES A DRUNK PASSED OUT AT A TABLE.
THE BARMAN ASKS THE MAN IF HE COULD DRIVE THE DRUNK HOME.
BEING A GOOD SAMARITAN, THE MAN AGREES.
HE HELPS HIM TO HI...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST |
CAKE OR BED ? |
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:19:00 PST |
I CRASHED MY CAR.... |
I CRASHED MY CAR TODAY
I WENT STRAIGHT IN TO THE BACK OF ANOTHER CAR
THE BLOKE WHO WAS IN THE OTHER CAR WAS A DWARF
WHEN HE GOT OUT HE SAID TO ME
"I AM NOT HAPPY"
SO I SAID
" WELL WHICH ONE ARE YOU T...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:36:00 PST |
A MARRIED COUPLE |
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.They were wandering around the marketplace looking atthe goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a ...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:17:00 PST |
A YOUNG WOMAN |
A YOUNG WOMAN PUSHING HER BABY IN A PRAM ACROSS A LIVERPOOL STREET IS SUDDENLY TERRIFIED TO SEE A HUGE ROTTWEILER LUNGING TOWARDS THEM SNARLING AND GNASHING ITS HUGE TEETH TOGETHER.
SHE THOUGHT HERSEL...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:16:00 PST |
DAVE WALKS INTO A BAR...... |
DAVE WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES HIS MATE JEFF HUDDLED ON THE BAR, DEPRESSED.
DAVE WALKS OVER AND ASKS JEFF WHATS WRONG.
WELL SAYS JEFF, YOU KNOW THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL AT WORK WHO I WANTED TO ASK OUT,BUT ...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST |
A GUY WALKS IN TO A PUB...... |
A GUY WALKS INTO A PUB WITH HIS PET MONKEY.
HE ORDERS A PINT AND WHILE HE IS DRINKING THE MONKEY JUMPS ALL AROUND THE PLACE.
IT GRABS SOME OLIVES OFF THE BAR AND EATS THEM, THEN GRABS SOME ...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST |
ONE NIGHT A MAN AND A WOMAN......... |
ONE NIGHT, A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE IN A BAR DOWING A FEW BEERS.
THEY STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION AND QUICKLY DISCOVER THAT THEY ARE BOTH DOCTORS.
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR, THE MAN SAYS TO THE WOMA...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST |
A TEACHER SAYS TO A................ |
A TEACHER SAYS TO A CLASS OF NINE YEAR OLDS
CAN ANY ONE TELL ME A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD CONTAGIOUS IN IT?
MARY REPILES, MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS MEASLES, AND IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS.
VERY GOOD SAYS THE TEA...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST |
A MAN IS AT WORK ONE DAY....................... |
A MAN IS AT WORK ONE DAY WHEN HE NOTICES THAT ONE OF HIS FRIENDS IS WEARING AN EARRING.
HE KNOWS HIS WORKMATE IS A SOMEWHAT CONSERVATIVE FELLOW, SO NATURALLY HE WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THE SUDDEN CHAN...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST |
