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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benno
Birthday: 4 june 87
Birthplace: freo
Current Location: the big smoke
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: strawberry blonde
Height: 194cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: nyoongah, look at my power calves
The Shoes You Wore Today: double pluggas n steal caps that stink
Your Weakness: a bundy
Your Fears: a pub wit no bundy
Your Perfect Pizza: cheeseburger
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win bloody lotto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fair dinkum
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck im horny
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes so she says
Your Bedtime: ten
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones i cant remember anymore from to much partying
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ooooh tuff one dunno
Single or Group Dates: orgy!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot coffee you freaks!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee you fags, you know who u are
Do you Smoke: when im at work and wanna bludge like all the other cancerous smokers out there
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: more than dobo
Have you Been in Love: yeah awww
Do you want to go to College: get fucked
Do you want to get Married: yer spose maybe later
Do you belive in yourself: yeah ken oath
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah, tough as nails
Do you think you are Attractive: bloody oath
Are you a Health Freak: ever since i got a jamie oliver cook book for chrissy i have been a freak all right
Do you get along with your Parents: nah they shit me n i shit them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yer not bad i spose
Do you play an Instrument: harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yer couple of hundreds of gallons
In the past month have you Smoked: yer been bad
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah to maccas n subway, so romantic, she loves it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the fuck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: pfff
In the past month have you been on Stage: at club being a dickhead
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, prob should have been
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah heAps
Ever been Drunk: next
Ever been called a Tease: next
Ever been Beaten up: next
Ever Shoplifted: next
How do you want to Die: in blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: owner of bennos formwork
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: mine
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: middle
Height: middle
Weight: fat as fuck
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: few
Number of Piercings i have: none, had labret but every1 said i was a fag
Number of Tattoos i have: none.... YET
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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