♫Elle♫ [pretty fly for a lezbo]

(+)The name's Rachelle (ruh-SHELL), but if that's too difficult for you, just call me Elle
(+)Believe it or not, I'm 20 years old
(+)I'm just extremely short
(+)"I was born with a genetic condition known as grotesquelittlepigletism in which I am always shorter than whoever stands closest to me. This condition is not without its perks, however. Many a time have I been inhaled by my enemies, only to wreak havoc on them from he inside. chewing on their cells and causing their very infrastructure to collapse. Being vomited out is hardly a glamorous victory, to be sure, but the satisfaction in knowing you’ll never have to deal with that drunken frat fuck that bothers you when all you want is to ride around on a mouse in peace is worth it." -Jhonen Vasquez
(+)Yes, I really am a lesbian...unfortunately (it has basically made my life a living hell cuz I always fall for the beautiful straight girls)
(+)I speak fluent Gay
(+)I graduated from North Scott High School, class of '07
(+)I dunno wtf I wanna do with my life and my mom is forcing me to go to a community college
(+)I lived in Portage, Indiana until my sophomore year and I miss it like hell
(+)I don't have a life, I just sit around and watch TV...AND I LOVE IT
(+)I basically worship Kristen Wiig. She's fucking hilarious and incredibly hot and she is the shiit.
(+)Obsession would be an understatement: SAW, The White Stripes, TV, House M.D. (Cameron = ♥, Cuddy = ♥, Thirteen = ♥, Amber = ♥), Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Olivia Wilde, Grey's Anatomy (Lexie = ♥, Izzie = ♥, Meredith = ♥), Scrubs (Elliot = ♥), Private Practice (Addison = ♥), Kate Walsh, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Dee = ♥), Weeds (Nancy = ♥), Mary-Louise Parker, The L Word (Alice = ♥, Dana = ♥, Helena = ♥), Dexter (Deb = ♥, Rita = ♥), Damages (Ellen = ♥, Katie = ♥), Rose Byrne, The Riches (Dahlia = ♥, Di Di = ♥), Minnie Driver, Kristen Wiig, Invader Zim, music...
(+)Women I find extremely attractive include Kate Walsh, Rose Byrne, Ellen Page, Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Katherine Heigl, Chyler Leigh, Ellen Pompeo, Sarah Chalke, Olivia Wilde, Anne Dudek, Kaitlin Olson, Mary-Louise Parker, Anastasia Griffith, Minnie Driver, Shannon Woodward, Lili Taylor, Naomi Watts, Amber Tamblyn, Jennifer Carpenter, Julie Benz, Jennifer Connelly, Leisha Hailey, Erin Daniels, Rachel Shelley, Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin, Leslie Feist, Diane Neal, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, and Emma Watson <3
(+)Music is my life. I don't know of anyone who has as many CDs as I do. If you saw how many cases of CDs I have, you'd think I was insane. And I am.
(+)I'm basically a mutt when it comes to music, but I think the majority is rock, ska, and reggae
(+)Just because I like girls does not make me "creepy". So eff off
(+)I try not to take life too seriously and I love to laugh, act like a moron, and just have a good time. I think many people often confuse that with being "weird" or "retarded" or "immature" or "annoying". If you're one of those people...screw you
(+)Also, I'd like to let everyone know how much I love Paige (you know, that hot chick who's my #1). She makes kickass icons and wallpapers and she's an amazing friend. Plus, she's hawt XP In other words, SHE'S THE SHIT. Let me tell it to ya one time. Ya violate her even one time. Imuna pull the trigger one time. Got that?
MMKAY, WIIG TIME, EVERYBODY
kristenwiigfan.com <--I honestly do not know what I would do with myself if it wasn't for that site right there
Penelope at the Charity Auction
(This is probably the funniest character Kristen does, so if you're only gonna watch one of these, pick one of the Penelope ones...or the surprise party one, that one's awesome too XD)
Penelope at the Tenant Meeting
SURPRISE PARTY!!!
(One of my favorite Kristen skits)
As Judy Grimes
(Gawd, Kristen Wiig is so fucking AMAZING. Seriously, watch this, she's fucking FLAWLESS in this. Gawd, I can't get over it. She's so fucking talented. I LOVE HERRRRRR <333)
Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides
(Why face the horrors of the airport? Rent a hot air balloon)
Michelle Dison - WVIR News
(Another one of my favorite characters Kristen portrays)
Another hilarious Michelle Dison video
Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency
(The "Two A-Holes" skits are hilarious, btw)
Two A-Holes in a Live Nativity Scene
Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency
Two A-Holes at Crime Scene
Two A-Holes Do Karaoke
Target Lady
Target Lady at Valentines Day time
Target Lady at Christmas time
As Suze Orman
Again, as Suze Orman
Internet Celebrities
(THE GRAPE LADY! LMAO! YES!!)
Deal or No Deal
Japanese Office
Awkward conversation between carpooling coworkers
(The Celine Dion part of this is the best XD)
Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
Aunt Linda. On holiday films
Aunt Linda. On summer blockbusters
Aunt Linda. On the 2007 oscars
Kristen singing "What Is This Feeling" from Wicked with Amy Adams
(This one isn't rly FUNNY, I just think it's incredibly hot when Kristen sings......or does anything for that matter...)
ELLEN PAGE IS TEH SECKS
KATHY GRIFFIN IS GOD
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA: BEST. SHOW. EVER. AND DEE IS FREAKIN' HAWWWWT
Feist + Chickens = <3
PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER♥
Me and my little rock and roll queen, Charlotte from The Subways!
Also, I'm obsessed with femslash
"That's hot"
Yes, Cameron. Yes it is. And so is the thought of you and Cuddy having hot secks with eachother.
My ships include:
HOUSE M.D.:
CameronxCuddy <3
Cameronx"Thirteen"
Cuddyx"Thirteen"
"Thirteen"xCutthroat Bitch
GREY'S ANATOMY:
IzziexLexie
IzziexMeredith
MeredithxSadie
LexiexSadie
PRIVATE PRACTICE:
AddisonxViolet
AddisonxCharlotte
SCRUBS:
ElliotxMolly(Clock)
THE L WORD:
JennyxMarina
DanaxLara
DanaxAlice
DEXTER:
DebxRita
DAMAGES:
EllenxKatie
LAW & ORDER: SVU
OliviaxAlex
SEX AND THE CITY:
CarriexCharlotte
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE:
Tina FeyxAmy Poehler
HARRY POTTER:
GinnyxLuna
GinnyxHermione
LunaxHermione
SAW:
AmandaxKerry