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J-Wreck

.This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

About Me

I regularly take baths in the fountain of youth. I bench small african villiges in my sleep, I own a set of checkers in bulgaria. When A full moon is out I grow lots of hair and terroize the peasents of my village. I put bleach in my cereal and chase it with a lime. While working out I sweat battery acid and triple in size.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Longboarding, Getting Tattooed, Getting Crazy, Grappleing, Wrestling, Fighting, Making the Gym, Lifting Heavy weight, Soccer, Chemistry, Foreign Culture, Anatomy, Chaos Theroy, Quantom Theroy, and Ice cream

I'd like to meet:

Rich Franklin would be pretty cool, Maybe Tony Danza, not alot of people say they have met Tony Danza these days.

Music:

Anything and Everything as long as it music to my ears, not nails on a chalkboard, I am a big Chili Peppers and 311 fan though

Movies:

Bunches, American Beauty, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Anchorman, Just to name a few

Television:

I like UFC and Miami Ink but chances to watch TV are not often afforded to me

Books:

I stoped reading books when I started reading people's minds

Heroes:

My older brother, My younger brothers, My family they are of most importance to me.