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About Me

I'm a 20 year old semi-college student// I work as a nearly full-time pharmacy technician// I dream of being a pharmacist// I have a very dysfunctional family// I'm touchy about my past// I never go to bed without falling asleep to M*A*S*H// I read trashy romance novels// I hate mushy oatmeal// I love instant mashed potatoes// I love muscle cars, especially Camaros and Chevelles// I love classics, too, like Thunderbirds, Novas, and BelAirs// I do a lot of things I shouldn't// I eat waaay too much chocolate// I'm addicted to the light-green Tic-Tac's// I tend to ignore people who create drama// I sometimes create enough drama for the world// I chew my nails a lot// I dislike many of you// I save hate for those who truly deserve it// I love the beach and plan to live there someday// I sit on the seawall at the beach during the summer and do nothing but dream// I hate swimming in the ocean// I try not to think about what might have been// I have a slightly psychotic 2 year old cat and numerous majorly psychotic best friends// I crack my knuckles way too much// I find it hard to trust people in general, men in particular// I live in a nothing town in a tiny state// I love being Italian and Greek// I love summer rain storms// I can always be found, even if I don't want to// I still love country// I love to drive around in the summer with my windows down and my radio turned up// I drive a purple 1998 Ford Explorer Limited Edition// I drive way too fast// I love to race people, even if they don't know it// I lose a lot of races// I have Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder// I'm allergic to dust and anything that blooms// I'm not a good actress// I lie more than I should// I hate lying// I still live with my mom// I suck at schoolwork// I am always there for my friends// I will do anything for you, until you piss me off or hurt me, then I will carry a grudge forever// I haven't the faintest idea why my past hates me...or rather, people from my past hate me//If you actually made it to the end of this list without losing interest, add me back. I'm looking for some more friends.Create or get your
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My Interests

I love listening to country music. Any other music that has a good beat or intelligent lyrics and instrumentals I will listen to also, and probably dance to. I love going to car shows and cruise nights. Muscle cars and any other classic excites me. I read quite a lot, mostly romance novels, but if I hear of a book that's interesting, I'll pick it up. I enjoy action movies, chick flicks, some horror movies, dramas, and comedies. I'm a cat person, though I like dogs, mainly Huskies and Shepards. I watch a lot of TV. M*A*S*H, Law & Order: SVU, wrestling (I'm not proud of it), The Nanny, Frasier, etc. I like to think I'm funny, and I occasionally make other people laugh. I hate the fact that I can't keep in touch with a lot of my old friends. I promise to change that in the future though.

I'd like to meet:

Some friends. As previously stated, I'm in a serious relationship. But I like friends :-) ***PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE BEFORE ADDING ME AS A FRIEND. IF I DON'T KNOW YOU IN ANY SMALL CAPACITY I MOST LIKELY WON'T ADD YOU BACK IF I'M NOT SENT A MESSAGE FIRST***

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Music:

It would be impossible to list every band or artist I like, but a general overview would be rock, light metal, hip-hop, R&B, pop, and Doo Wop.

Television:

M*A*S*H, Law & Order: SVU, Two and a Half Men, The Nanny, Will & Grace, Frasier, etc...

My Blog

I never wanna say goodbye...

"Honey why you callin me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you cryin Is everything ok I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she w...
Posted by Caution: Disastrous Female on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

READ ME NOW!!

To whoever keeps stealing my passwords and pirating my myspace, please cease and desist. You have nothing to gain by bothering me. Cut the shit, whoever you are. If you have a probl...
Posted by Caution: Disastrous Female on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

Sometime's I really hate everything

This is one of those nights when I really hate everything and everyone around me. Everyone makes me feel subpar...like I'm not good enough. I feel like crying, yet at the same time I feel like driving...
Posted by Caution: Disastrous Female on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST

just because...

Weelll....been a while since I put one of these on. I haven't even done an LJ in a while. But anyways, I figured I'd let you all know what's up with my life... . . . . . . . . . Yea ...
Posted by Caution: Disastrous Female on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:17:00 PST

First Entry...??

I feel weird doing this...don't think anyone will read it, but whatever. I jsut got out of work not too long ago. Now hopefully I'm gonna go down to Tony's and we'll go to the mall or the Loop...
Posted by Caution: Disastrous Female on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST