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margot

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm sort of like Betty Crocker, but there are muddy paw prints on my couch, and I have half-naked girls tattooed on my chest. Either way, I'm really good at folding laundry. And drinking. And yes, I can totally tell you what's wrong with your dog.

My Interests

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Like-minded folk.

My Blog

TEASER

I'm too retarded to know how to embed this video onto my page, so I'm just linkin the teaser here...Shit drops 11/21 and I emcee the main event that night in Davis...Turkey Roast 2013 Teaser
Posted by on Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:08:00 GMT

Fun Run @ Fionas Farm Slideshow!

Haha, so, for those of you who are acquainted with the Lucy-monster.... And want way too much detailed information about 2 minutes of my life...  Here is a little photojournal of her jumpers run at Fi...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:17:00 GMT

New Heights in Horse Injuries

So, I have had a lot of injuries directly related to horses in my life.  Here is an abbreviated list of them: Mild concussions Dislocated shoulders (2) Severe soft tissue damage to foot (thanks, ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:47:00 GMT

Frankenbilly Lives!

Halloween pretty much kicks ass. I mean, you and I know that, right, being Bay Area people, but now that the infamous Castro Party (aka Block Party of Naked People and Drugs) has been shut down by SFP...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:09:00 GMT

Ode to the Crap of the Crap

To be more accurate, for historical purposes, there needs to be a "psychoactive substances" Category.But alas, there is not.But ahoy! To ease the pain of two exams and a horrible sad email explaining ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:08:00 GMT

Next time I walk across SF wasted, I want a piggyback ride!

So, I really want to write a blog entry about how fucking hilarious last night was. There is just one small problem, and that is there is a fair amount I don't remember, and I feel sad not being able ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:29:00 GMT

My 3 Favorite MySpace Girls

Are officially Sarah, Katy, and Thea. Why? Well, they could be my 3 favorite girls for many reasons, but I just this very minute found out that these amazingly hot wonderful fantastic friends of mine ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Independence Day FreakOut

So, most of you bay area people have at this point heard about the young girl who was the victim of an unintended fireworks injury on Wednesday.  My dear friend Meegz just posted this letter sup...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:24:00 GMT

Items Noodle Has Eaten in my Home

Despite the "Pets and Animals subject line, Noodle, is neither my pet, nor an animal. He is Mike and Jess's pet. And he is an EATING MACHINE. I blame this on his scenthound heritage (Noodle is often r...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:43:00 GMT

LATAWNYA, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs

If you're intrigued, and want to know more......or if you just want to see drawings of horses "smoking drugs" and drinking whiskey......click on this link, where you can read the WHOLE storyEnjoy! I k...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:34:00 GMT