Paul

My name is Paul, im clearly the man, and most likely just a little cooler than u are! I grew up in the Phildelphia area than moved to Lake Zurich, Illinois when i was in the 4th grade. I attended Southern Illinois University, which was awesome, for 4 years. I did so well at SIU that they asked me to go ahead and not come back ever again! So instead of graduating, i failed out, wasted 4 years of my life literally, and had a hell of a time doing it! After that situation transpired, i decieded that it was probably time to do something with my life, so i sacked it up and joined the United States Navy. Let me go ahead and tell you about that decision, quite possibly the worst one i ever made. It's most likley comparable to prison, without the ass rapings!! Id almost rather be living on the streets and eating garbage. Doesnt that sound absolutly delightful! Seriously dont do it, ever. I am currently living in San Diego California, which is by far and beyond the greatest place on earth. Anyway i plan on going back to college somewhere in California and getting my degree, hopefully before the age of 50. I would greatly enjoy opening my own bar/nightclub once im done with the whole college scene, once again hopefully before the age of 50. Lets talk a little more about me. I am currently standing in at six feet 1 inch tall, weighing a slightly healthy, not so sexy 205 pounds. I enjoy long walks on the beach, spooning and par-taking in sexual activities with sexy ladies, and im sure you can talk me in to a fat on to. I also enjoy diarreah Thursdays and Sundays, but mostly Thursdays. I may or may not have a slight gap in my front teeth, ok ya caught me, its a pretty serious gap. But hey, gaps a sexy....... right......maybe........ok maybe not, dont make fun of me!!! Please dont wear tapered sweatpants, remember to put on deodorant, and rock the buzzcut... ive been doin it since the 8th grade. Ok solid talk, Go Cubs, im out! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow